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21 Dec 2024
WE MADE IT🗣️
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“It’s turning into the Savannah Bananas,” was one comment from the Phillies clubhouse last summer when they decried Jacob Misiorowski’s surprising ASG nod.
Not tonight in Milwaukee. It was no joke this time. No gimmicks, just simply bananas.
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Jun 13
No hyperbole, Jacob Misiorowski just threw one of the greatest games ever.
Maddux 🤝 Misiorowski
The @Brewers ace finishes what he started with a 95-pitch shutout!
ALT Jacob Misiorowski Shutout Milwaukee Brewers Jacob Misiorowski throws a pitch wearing a light blue Brewers City Connect uniform with a light blue cap and black glove.
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Jun 13
You can credibly call what Jacob Misiorowski has done the greatest stretch of pitching in the history of the sport. You really can do that
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Jun 11
This photo should be mass distributed to everyone who has trouble telling a White person apart from a jew.
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Jun 11
Patrick has to shave the awful goatee now I don’t make the rules
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Jun 10
If you’re wearing a hat with any word written upside down. Do not speak to me or come within a 15 foot radius
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Jun 10
Overhearing @DALLASBRADEN209 from the other booth. Really makes you realize that good color commentators do exist, we just can’t have one.
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Jun 10
Better start stretching, and I don’t mean your hammies. Don’t drop the soap, bitch.
Jun 9
Karmelo Anthony breaks down in tears you can hear inside courtroom. His bond has been extinguished he is in the custody of Collin County Sheriff
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Jun 10
“Yay! He’s going away for 35 years! We win!” Bullshit. Should’ve fucking fried him to a crisp.
Jun 10
New mugshot of Karmelo Anthony in the Collin County Jail as he spends the first night of his 35 year sentence for murder. He will like be transported to prison in the coming days.
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Jun 10
We have the worst road uniforms in the league and I’m tired of pretending that it doesn’t bother me
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Jun 9
Dillard is the most unfunny person in MKE since Sutter left town.
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Jun 9
This is a stupid ballpark and it’s way past our bedtimes. This game doesn’t count for harrison.
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Jun 9
Brewers after dark!(The A’s are fucking us raw in every hole)
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Jun 9
If you boo anything other than a terrorist during the National Anthem, you should be deported
Jun 9
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Jun 9
Somebody do a wellness check on Rock. I literally can’t fucking listen to Tim Dillard anymore.
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