I write detailed articles with my actual opinions in. The tweets are to make you laugh you miserable bastard.
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Jack Slack retweeted
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The last image says it all. In a suit about their contract practices, Dana's phones go missing during the Conor-Floyd shakedown, the Ngannou fallout and every other significant "adjustment" to UFC contracts
Plaintiffs in the UFC antitrust case have filed a statement regarding just the insane amount of missing information from the Defendants aka UFC.
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Boys in the secret service tell me they’re going to start a Fedor chant during the heavyweight fight
THE STAGE IS SET 🇺🇸
[ #UFCWhiteHouse | TOMORROW | 8PM ET LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]
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If BKFC is the murder company this is Fake and Gay Inc.
A HUGE BRAWL JUST ERUPTED AT RAF BETWEEN KHAMZAT CHIMAEV AND DILLON DANIS
HOLY SH*T 🤯
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Jack Slack retweeted
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[Greggs - one sausage roll remaining]
"... And a sausage roll, please"
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I welcome this in the UFC because it’s that or back to the desk with Anthony Smith or some shit
American broadcasters keep cutting to celebrities in the crowds and the UK commentators just go silent every time.
WE. DO. NOT. CARE.
No-one wants your horrible commercial culture to destroy football. This tournament is bad enough.
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Jack Slack retweeted
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Yeah that’s the KO of the day
Holy shit
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JUST IN: United Kingdom announces "PoliceAI" to help fight crime — claims it will free up 6 million human officer hours / year.
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No setting on earth can save a modern day UFC presser
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That judge? Sal D'amato
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BREAKING: Judge rules #UFCFreedom250 can continue on White House South Lawn mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story…
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Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers
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You know what? He might actually have been held to a higher standard by the pink jacket guy and the girl who wanted Cerrone to brand her
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US Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Dana White said the UFC White House event will get over a BILLION global viewers 😳
2022 FIFA World Cup Final — 1.5 billion
1969 moon landing — 650 million
Super Bowl LX — 126 million
Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson — 108 million
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Most I’ve laughed at a CourtNewsUK tweet in over a decade
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Judge advises professional burglar Glen Banks to try a different career after he left a photograph of himself at the scene. 'You're no good at it,' the judge tells him. courtnewsuk.co.uk/burglar-le…
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He heard that Gaethje line about one man holding you down and said "our agents need that"
Thanks to the great partnership with @ufc we’ve seen about 300 agents come through and learn amazing tactics so they can safeguard American lives🇺🇸
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Can I just shock you? I like Demetrious Johnson
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Demetrious Johnson is half British???
New mythical fighter unlocked:
Mighty Mush 🇬🇧 💪
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Boicast 184: Freedom, Fights, and Friends of Epstein
1 lovely hour of fight talk up for the bois
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Spiritually it's going to be a lot like Little St. James
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Imagine if they did this on an island like they said they would. Would have been way cooler.
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Simply give him a Retroactive Therapeutic Use Exemption
Something that exists purely to save popular fighters from their own cheating
Jun 11
Per The New York Times, Conor McGregor used banned PEDs while recovering from his leg injury.
McGregor allegedly sought a medical exemption to use the drugs, but the exemption was never approved.
This dispute was a major factor in the breakdown between the UFC and USADA 🚨
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Like this but packed with nonces
POV you walk to the Octagon at #UFCWhiteHouse 👀
[ UFC Freedom 250 presented by @CryptoCom and @RamTrucks ]
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RT @CombatUTC: Chuck had Pelé in a horrible spot battering him with GnP. Pelé just says “fuck this” and literally hops out the ring to get…
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