Gay nonfiction writer belonging to the Prairie Band Potawatomi Nation. Incurable night owl, wannabe seismologist. Associate Editor at @brokeassstuart.
Joined June 2009
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#BayArea #Earthquake Possible M5.1, epicenter near Brookdale north of Santa Cruz. Goooooood morning!
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Realtors should have to disclose if lesbian bed death occurred on the property
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Your mother was a spectacular woman before she exploded
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Me: I need to get to work.
Also me: i WANT aTTENTION from MEN
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i bought a pack of those frozen jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches and the guy next to me said to his friend โi always think of my 600 lb life when i see thoseโ
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Would anyone like to try one of my famous angeled eggs? ๐ผ
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2 Nov 2025
*exhales* โYโknow they burned through like, three dogs to make Air Budโ
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22 Sep 2025
Update: M4.6, epicenter in Berkeley, 4.8 miles below the Claremont Resort.
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18 Aug 2025
update: walls are fucked, shouldโve used timber rattlers
13 Aug 2025
spice up your buildingโs rodent extermination efforts with thirty-nine diamondback rattlesnakes in the walls
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spice up your buildingโs rodent extermination efforts with thirty-nine diamondback rattlesnakes in the walls
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24 Jun 2025
"Trump believes a handful of bunker busters finished off Iranโs nuclear capabilities. That couldnโt be further from the truth."โ
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brokeassstuart.com/2025/06/2โฆ
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12 May 2025
The first essay I sent out in over five years got picked up in March and is out today! Read โWeekendersโ here:
harpurpalate.binghamton.edu/โฆ
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4 Feb 2025
Right this moment I am living a dream. Iโm up late writing in my downtown SF apartment. Itโs raining outside and the love of my life is sound asleep behind me. The light is low, the jazz soft, and I am exactly where I should be.
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18 Jan 2025
leaving my kids here lol!!! ๐
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"An earthquake is a guest. Prepare for its arrival."โ
brokeassstuart.com/2025/01/1โฆ
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6 Jan 2025
By murdering teachers, professors, and academics, and demolishing schools, universities, and cultural landmarks, Israel has effectively stripped Gaza's students of their education, erasing both their past and future as part of a broader genocidal strategy.
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