today i joked about dropping out of nursing school and a patients family member grabbed me and said don’t youre gonna make a great nurse stick it out and IM LITERALLY CRYIN AT THE CLUB
When it’s okay to start drinking beer:
Weekday - 5:00 PM
Weekend - 3:00 PM
Weekend if football is on TV - 12:00 PM
Vacation in Europe - 11:00 AM
Fourth of July - 10:00 AM
At an airport - 6:30 AM
I love how the internet is in agreement on two things this week and that you do not mess with Kylie Kelce and more billionaires should explore the Titanic wreckage in submersibles.
It’s Firework Girl Summer — make dramatic entrances, get a little lit, have a blast, scare a few people, end the night with a bang, look shitty in pics even though you are beautiful!!!!