taylor swift. the vols. halloween. nashville predators. reading like my life depends on it. please don’t message me. ever.
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A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.
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just burst into tears
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This guy isn't the monster in the documentary. But I do have to say. This may be the dumbest motherfucker on this planet #maternalinstinct
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In Louisiana, this is how you can tell if a gator is in that water
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Genuinely hilarious that the only game they ended up losing in 2 entire months was when that decrepit mango showed up
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Anthony Bourdain: “…the world is, in fact, filled with mostly good and decent people who are simply doing the best they can. Everybody, it turns out, is proud of their food (when they have it). They enjoy sharing it with others (if they can). They love their children...”
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I think the worst part about this whole FIFA thing is that they didn’t even allow people to experience an American Tailgate.
What do you mean they don’t get to experience free hotdogs grilled by Bob while he slams Bud Light out the back of his F-150?
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At the America 250th Celebration there should be a slideshow of things we avoided by gaining our independence, and this should be the first photo.
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Vintage sports apparel is 100000X better than the fanatics slop we get today
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Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this
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Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.
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Timothée seeing that his plan to get rid of Club Chalamet worked:
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How the mighty have fallen. I’m glad I have a new hobby.
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Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"
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W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ
宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高
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2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices
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Clavicular got EMOTIONAL after realizing Dr Miami may have RUINED his nose forever and cost him his entire career 😳
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until we meet again some sunny day… happy birthday, ryan.
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My dad was a HS football coach and I went to every single away game, no matter how far, and I could not physically get out of the car and enter the stadium until “Everytime We Touch” by Cascada played.
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the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success
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You need to look #internally
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Feels unfair how effortlessly annoying their whole deal is. It shouldn’t be so easy. I want to scold people for misogyny or w/e making them so virulently ticked off at 3 girls existing in dumb tee shirts but viscerally I feel it too I’m just suppressing it, feels instinctual.
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You get a two-fer!
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Quote tweet a photo of you repping your favorite team. 📸
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