Professional Poker Player. Indiana University Alumni. I watch a lot of sports. I watch a lot of movies. I have a lot of Hot Takes
Joined January 2011
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What it’s like trying to get a bartender to change the channel
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Mar 16
Sean Penn has won Best Support Actor at the #Oscars for 'One Battle After Another'
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Feb 21
Wow this blew up. Just wanted to say Dave Portnoy is a pedophile
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Feb 18
Mick Cronin’s One Shining Moment will heal America
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We invented a new silly game called Tres Hombres. 3 blinds and the button gets an extra card. The big blind gets 3 cards to start and can chose from 6 silly games
Lieutenant, 49 ,0,captain,general,and suits. After that everyone gets an additional 2 cards. I believe my poker IQ mix game is getting worse. IF you want more information on this silly game I’ll answer all questions. Don’t try this at home.
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Sometimes it’s ok to lose just work harder and don’t underestimate the competition.Be compassionate and have goals.
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Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son
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Jan 23
Toys when Andy comes in the room
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Jan 21
Say what you will about Bobby Knight but he sure as fuck would’ve prevented whatever the hell this shit is …
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Jan 20
I wrote 2,000 words recapping Curt Cignetti's historic two-year run, and what it was like for someone who grew up "watching" Indiana football
Indiana Hoosiers Fans – What the Fuck Just Happened? s.barstool.link/c/article-35…
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Noooooooooo
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Indiana QB Alberto Mendoza is entering the transfer portal, sources tell me and @chris_hummer.
Mendoza, the younger brother of Heisman winner Fernando Mendoza, was IU’s backup QB this year. In limited action, was 18 of 24 for 286 yards with five TD passes. Also ran for 190 yards
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Jan 20
Ryland Gandy to Jamari Sharpe:
“You just called game.” #iufb
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Jan 20
Carter Smith on Curt Cignetti’s fourth-down call. #iufb
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