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Jacob Carroll retweeted
.@mullyhaugh say that hitting leadoff has been a big boost to Pete Crow-Armstrong's approach and his numbers seem to back that up. In 18 games this season (86 plate appearances): .387 BA .442 OBP 1.215 OPS 6 HR 11 RBI 6 BB
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Jacob Carroll retweeted
In the modern era of #Cubs baseball, Dansby Swanson’s .176 batting average is the worst of any position player with at least 265 plate appearances. There are two players who hit worse in the 1800s. The Cubs continue to let him play. @Stathead
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Jacob Carroll retweeted
Damaging and burning stuff in the street after a sports win or loss is some of the lowest IQ behavior known to humankind and that’s coming from me, a guy with 3 different haircuts on his head at the same time right now. Thank you @GreatClips.
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Jacob Carroll retweeted
Who else is looking forward to Spaceballs 2?
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The only thing truly problematic about America is the number of self-hating dipshits who refuse to appreciate its greatness. Also, GFY 🇺🇸
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For the wood nerds. Fresh sawn Black Walnut. It’s so freaking cool!
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I have never seen a tornado do this before. Watch this incredibly rare, looping rope tornado stretch out over Illinois live on stream.
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It wasn’t an authentic 70s swing set if one leg wasn’t popping out of the ground in a concerning fashion once somebody really got going on that motherfucker.
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No matter how bad the Bulls got, Stacey made them worth watching. Forever the voice of the Bulls.

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Absolutely devastated to hear that Stacey King has passed away at the age of 59 after a fall at his home. He made watching the Bulls, no matter good season or bad so much fun. God bless you, my friend. RIP. 😢💔
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I don't care where the Bears play. All I care is that Caleb Williams wears a Bears helmet and Ben Johnson wears a headset on the Bears sideline
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Jacob Carroll retweeted
Chicago lost the Bears this week. A team that's been in the city since 1921. They didn't lose them to a bigger market or a better deal. The Bears decided they'd rather be a tenant in Indiana than deal with Illinois for one more year. Think about how badly you have to run a place for that to be the smart move. They lost them for two reasons. The people running Illinois would rather villainize a builder than keep one. And they're bad at their jobs. In 2021 the Bears spent $197M on the old Arlington Park racetrack. Before they could break ground, Cook County valued the empty lot at $192M (Bears said $60M). They were salivating at the chance to extort a building that didn't even exist yet. That fight dragged on for years. The Bears were ready to put $2B into the stadium. All they wanted was a promise the county wouldn't reassess them into oblivion, plus $855M for infrastructure everyone uses. Roads, transit, utilities. A $3B project, two thirds of it private money pouring into Illinois. Springfield had since 2021 to get this done. They dragged it to the final night of session, passed it through the Senate at 3:39AM, and the House went home without voting. So now it's all gone. The funniest part? This started because Cook County tried to grab the tax early. They knew a built stadium would pay $53M a year. Now they get under $4M on a vacant lot. No jobs, no buildout, no new anything. Congrats on fighting for scraps and losing the whole prize. Pritzker: they're "an $8.5B valued business" that doesn't need propping up. But be smart for a second. Almost every NFL city throws in public money for a stadium. Not charity. The return is real. Tourism, hotels, restaurants, jobs, game days, property tax on a huge development. The math works. Indiana did the math. While Illinois sat on it for years, Indiana passed a bill in months, put up $1B, and took the team. And the Bears took a worse deal to get there. In Illinois they were going to own their stadium. In Indiana they rent it from the state. A team that wanted to build its own home gave up ownership just to escape Chicago. Nobody won but Indiana. The Bears lost their stadium. Illinois lost the team, the $2B, and $53M a year in taxes. Pritzker after they left: "I wasn't willing to give up billions of dollars of taxpayer money to give it to a billionaire-owned family or team." There it is. "Billionaire-owned." That's how Democrats talk about any business right before they run it out of town. Call them a billionaire, act like you're saving working families, take a victory lap while the tax base drives across the state line. Meanwhile they're running the whole state into the ground. And you already know how this ends. You're living in it. Pensions are $143B in the hole, worst in the country and not close. You pay $6,285 a year in property taxes, double the $2,969 national average, for a city that's $1.15B in the red. The mayor called its finances "the point of no return." When you run things this badly, you sell what's left. They leased the parking meters for 75 years to Morgan Stanley and a sovereign wealth fund in Abu Dhabi. Took $1.15B and burned through it in two years. The investors already made it all back, with 58 years left to collect. Sold the Skyway. Sold the downtown garages. Every asset that made money, gone for one check. But a fixed property tax rate for a team that's been here 106 years? That's "propping up billionaires." Companies are leaving. Boeing for Virginia. Caterpillar for Texas. Citadel for Miami. In 2023 alone Illinois lost 56,000 people and $6B in income to other states. The ones who left earned a third more than the ones who moved in. Indiana didn't outbid anyone. AAA credit, 16 years straight. A $676M surplus. Fourth-lowest debt per person in the country. They just weren't a disaster. Illinois could have collected $53M a year. It chose zero. Ignore all the bad management but make sure to stick it to those evil, pesky billionaires.
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Jacob Carroll retweeted
Şunu hayatında en az bir kere yaşamamış erkek olgunlaşamaz.
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I wish subscribing to an email list meant hearing from a brand I kinda like once every five weeks, not getting three emails a day for the rest of my natural life.
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"WarGames" starring Matthew Broderick debuted in US theatres today in 1983. BITE-SIZED FACT | The movie was a major commercial hit, ultimately grossing over $79.5 million.
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Jacob Carroll retweeted
my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is
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Any RBI Baseball series fans?
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ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992) feels like a movie that gets away with things no studio would approve today. Sam Raimi takes a chainsaw-handed idiot, drops him into medieval times, and somehow turns that premise into one of the most beloved cult films ever made.

What trilogy is this?
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Jacob Carroll retweeted
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behind the scenes of @CALEBcsw’s @EAMaddenNFL cover 🎬
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The #Madden27 Cover:
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