CEO & Founder of UpWellness. DTC & Direct Response marketer, gnarly dad, wannabe amateur surfer and fisherman

Joined March 2009
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Running a DTC & DR company you really have to hammer home the basics. too many choices for customers are a bad thing. You actually must lead them in the direction you want them to choose for your product. Dropped this screenshot of @craigclemens in our slack to drive it home.
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28 Aug 2020
There is still an abundance (infinite) amount of good in this universe. Go out and get it yourself. Harvest your own food, go workout and meditate. Guranteed feel-good vibes regardless of what is being said out there. P.s. if you can’t open a coconut... learn.
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Our 13 y/o pup has been having some stomach issues. At 5:45 am she shot out of bed like a goddamn cannon. I immediately woke up, tried to avoid another poop carpet clean. Mission failed. Man down. #blockorcharge @RexChapman
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22 Nov 2019
Just waiting for the kids in car line.
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In 2000, Florida made the term "Hanging Chad" a thing. Now in 2019, everyone here is talking about "The Turn"
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Hey coach @3YearLetterman does this work for a downfield block?
Not winning parents of the year by laughing at the chop block. And the taunt at the end 😂 @RexChapman block or charge?
Not winning parents of the year by laughing at the chop block. And the taunt at the end 😂 @RexChapman block or charge?
Jake Carney retweeted
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Endorse Bitcoin. Make it possible to pay federal taxes with Bitcoin. Become the President who fought income inequality by preventing the insane printing of money.
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Jake Carney retweeted
28 Feb 2019
So nice running into @JesseKellyDC at CPAC.
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10 Dec 2018
Finally something vegans and carnivores can all agree on... Vegan Roadkill is way better for everyone involved. #roadsideguacamole
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19 Oct 2018
This is too goddamn amazing, too goddamn real, too goddamn relatable. Love it!
1- I get asked all the time how my wife and I get it all done. It’s pretty easy. Here’s the secret: At 5:30 my wife wakes up and goes to CrossFit. She can now do more pull ups than I can. I sleep in because this makes me sad. The longer I dream the less I have to think about it.
23 Jul 2018
Twitter on Monday morning...
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Jake Carney retweeted
17 Jul 2018
I am liberal. Voted HRC. I also run a publishing business focused on creating content & books. Most left-leaning sites never return calls, emails, tweets. Folks on the right have been more welcoming & open recently. Left can learn from this. Be more open. Thanks @cernovich
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17 Jul 2018
I have a very successful online publishing business. But that never gets in the way of the good old fashioned "give" Making amazing products & selling them is one of the best feelings of accomplishment any entrepreneur can have. But occasional giving? Gives back in multitudes.
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17 Jul 2018
Meditation literally shifted my entire mindset on life and gave me a complete mete-perspective and radical openness. It will do the same for you. Lots of people loving our new meditation book. Just a few of these left in the office. Let me know if you want a free copy.
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17 Jul 2018
dammit... *meta-perspective
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16 Jul 2018
Being a book publisher is not always the easiest. Of course getting sales is amazing, but I still, to this day get excited when our new titles come in. Anyone want a free copy? I have a few to give away.
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14 Jul 2018
If people spend an entire day mocking and making fun of an inspirational and successful human being, that human being is doing something realllllllly right in this world. #keepdoingyou @naval
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14 Jul 2018
what are you doing on a Friday night? I am reviewing P&L's (profit and loss statements) for Q2 vs Q1 of 2018. If you own a biz, run a biz, want to to both, get used to this. While everyone is out drinking, partying, TGIFing, real entrepreneurs grind it the fuck out. @schm7dt
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