If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
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James Ward retweeted
Apr 9
i’m going to miss my emotional support astronauts
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James Ward retweeted
Mar 4
“Washing machines live longer with Calgon”
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Feb 16
Thought @KermodeMovie would be interested in this! 🎶
Feb 15
thought i should let you guys know i have acquired a master tape of be my baby by the ronettes aka the greatest record ever made🥰
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Feb 13
Also putting the meal in for one second longer than needed because ‘that’s the second it starts’
(quote by me) 🤣
Opening the microwave door one second early because you don't need all that hooting and hollering.
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Feb 5
Terrible news about John Virgo. He was a talented player, a very well respected man and an excellent commentator. RIP JV.
#JohnVirgo #Snooker
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James Ward retweeted
"When I'm in England, I say I'm from Ireland.
When I'm in Ireland, I say I'm from Dublin.
When I'm in Dublin, I say I'm from Crumlin.
When I'm in Crumlin, I say Leighlin Road.
When I'm in Leighlin Road, I say I'm a Lynott."
Remembering Philo, who died today in 1986.
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James Ward retweeted
28 Dec 2025
The math on this image is insane.
New Horizons transmitted at 2,000 bits per second from 3 billion miles away. Slower than a 1990s dial-up modem. It took 16 months to download all the flyby data.
The spacecraft had to hit a target box 100km wide, arriving within 150 seconds of schedule, after 9 years of flight. Miss it and the preloaded observation commands point at empty space.
Ten days before arrival, the spacecraft crashed and went into safe mode. Engineers had 72 hours to restore everything.
The probe is now 5 billion miles out, still whispering data back to Earth. We got 50 gigabits of Pluto photos using technology slower than your phone’s bluetooth.
27 Dec 2025
It took 9 years and 3 billion miles to get this shot.
Pluto’s icy Mountains.
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James Ward retweeted
16 Nov 2025
After today, Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner have played 3,302 points over the course of their rivalry.
Alcaraz has won 1,651.
Sinner has won 1,651.
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That we’re in it.
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3 Oct 2025
Oh no you don’t, that trampoline is mine!
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29 Sep 2025
Moments before disaster 😳
28 Sep 2025
Nick Woltemade leaves the pitch to a standing ovation from St James' Park 👏
His goal separates the sides with less than 15 minutes to play ⏰
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3 Sep 2025
2 Sep 2025
🚨 Dele Alli, available as free agent after contract terminated with immediate effect at Como.
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James Ward retweeted
9 Jul 2010
Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.
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James Ward retweeted
17 Jun 2025
I laughed at this. So true!.
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5 May 2025
25 years… 🤩
4 May 2025
25 years ago #OnThisDay in 2000, our video for "I Disappear," directed by Wayne Isham, debuted...
youtu.be/nYSDC3cHoZs
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9 Apr 2025
Hello Donald, you’re a stupid head…
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James Ward retweeted
4 Apr 2025
And she said yes with mountains standing tall and the loch whispering in the background.
Congratulations @mellyart13 & @jamesward88! Here’s to a lifetime of love and adventure. 💍✨
#thewhisperingpinelodge #scottishhighlands #dreamproposal #weddinginhighlands
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