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My word is my bond.
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π Stoneface Jan is the Kumkwat Haagendasz. retweeted
Yβall, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algaeβ¦
Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?
They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... π³
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π Stoneface Jan is the Kumkwat Haagendasz. retweeted
NΓ€chster RΓΌckschlag bei Stuttgart 21: Bauarbeiter haben zu tief gegraben und mΓΌssen jetzt gegen einen Balrog kΓ€mpfen
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I'm going to spend all week caramelizing onions.
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4 Phases of Mars Colonization
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I'm going with @DefLeppard Pyromania for sure πΈ
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This is why I'm glad Spielberg never filmed a Bond movie.
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Jun 15
No Escape (1994) is an underrated gem.
Ray Liotta goes full Snake Plissken/Mad Max in this futuristic sci-fi prison actioner by the director of Casino Royale. Killer support from Lance Henriksen, Ernie Hudson, and a gloriously unhinged Stuart Wilson. Ray is outstanding here
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If Spielberg is against AI, why did he make this movie?
Such a hypocrite!
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6 Mar 2025
No, This is NOT AI.
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Current Twitter is 50% James Bond and 50% onion sandwiches.
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If I ever write a Star Wars movie, the name of my protagonist will be Rebo Bumkin.
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Jun 13
Speaking my language.
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For Justice to be done, it must be seen to be done.
The judge should order the tarp removed.
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π Stoneface Jan is the Kumkwat Haagendasz. retweeted
Actually, this looks like contempt of court. I donβt see any name removed. They need to prove to the judge that the name has been removed. Which means putting photos into the court record.
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Textbook "floor model'
Jun 14
Back in my day, televisions were whittled straight out of the tree.
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Newmarket, Ontario born comedian John Candy and Bill Murray perform in 1973 as cast members of Second City. Candy was 23 at the time.π¨π¦
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π Stoneface Jan is the Kumkwat Haagendasz. retweeted
Iβm seeing terrible reviews. Is this movie as bad as everyone says?
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Jun 14
so unholy
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