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Jimmy Kimmel is a fucking legend, and national treasure.
Jimmy Kimmel responded directly to Melania Trump during his opening monologue on Monday night after the First Lady called for his firing: "I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it." "You know how sometimes you wake up in the morning and the First Lady puts out a statement demanding you be fired from your job? We've all been there, right? What a day. "As you know, they had to cancel the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington on Saturday night after a man with multiple guns and knives crashed the party and may have shot a Secret Service officer. Fortunately, the guy was wearing a bulletproof vest and is okay. He was charged today. No one was hurt, thank goodness. A lot of people were shaken up on a night that is supposed to be light-hearted. "The White House Correspondents' Dinner, if you don't know, it used to be an annual event before Trump showed up, but every year they'd have a comedian roast the room. The President, the Vice President, members of the press—everybody got roasted. I did it once; I hosted it. It was a lot of fun. "But this year they said, 'No comedian. We're bringing in a mentalist instead.' So on Thursday, three days before the event, in order to keep that cherished tradition alive, I did my own version of the correspondents' dinner on my show. I put on a tuxedo. We pretended we had an audience of luminaries. We used old footage of the Trumps, of Pete Hegseth, J.D. Vance, Kid Rock, Vanilla Ice, all the members of his cabinet, and we made it seem like they were all together in a room. We had a little roast. "Again, this was Thursday, and there was no big reaction to it until this morning when I greeted the day facing yet another Twitter vomit storm, and a call to fire me from our First Lady, Melania Trump, saying I should be fired because of a joke I made, again, five nights ago. "It was a pretend roast. I said, 'Our First Lady, Melania, is here. Look at her. So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.' Which obviously was a joke about their age difference and the look of joy we see on her face every time they're together. It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not, by any stretch of the definition, a call to assassination, and they know that. I've been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence in particular. "But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend, and probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it... because, by the way, I also should point out: Donald Trump is allowed to say whatever he wants to say, as are you, and as am I, as are all of us. Because under the First Amendment, we have as Americans a right to free speech."
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MAGA in a nutshell….
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The White Trash House, sponsored by Brawndo™️
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The movie "Idiocracy" is happening in real life, 500 years early. 🫤

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I'm listening to the Knicks in California on the ESPN radio app. My dad's side of the family is from Brooklyn! Let's go Knicks.
Even if the Knicks weren't playing in the finals right now, I would NEVER be tempted to watch whatever that trashy thing is at the White House. What are you doing instead of watching the trump trash show?
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Even if the Knicks weren't playing in the finals right now, I would NEVER be tempted to watch whatever that trashy thing is at the White House. What are you doing instead of watching the trump trash show?
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This should have been a flagrant foul on Wembanyama. They called this same foul a flagrant on Brunson in Game 4. Tough to play 5 against 8. These refs are BULLSHIT.
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This should have been a flagrant foul on Wembanyama. They called this same foul a flagrant on Brunson in Game 4. Tough to play 5 against 8. These refs are BULLSHIT.
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OH MY GOD, THE KNICKS HAVE WON, WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS, FIRST TIME SINCE 1973!!!
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OH MY GOD, THE KNICKS HAVE WON, WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS, FIRST TIME SINCE 1973!!!
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AMAZING (sound up).
Captain Clutch, Jalen Brunson, put this team on his back and carried us to victory. He is THE MVP. 🏆
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Captain Clutch, Jalen Brunson, put this team on his back and carried us to victory. He is THE MVP. 🏆
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Hey Hot Wheels….got an update on that dunk?
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Method Man called it 👐….Knicks in ✋!

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The only game the Knicks lost in the Finals is the one Trump went to and fell asleep at….should be a lesson to all teams thinking of inviting that jinx to their game

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OH MY GOD (sound up).
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NEW: A team source tells me the Knicks are interested in going as a team to visit Pope Leo XIV. If it happens, one has to assume Spike Lee would accompany them.
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An F-bomb derails a CBS News New York live report on Knicks fans celebrating the championship.
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