What Cars Equate To What Elements Of Chex Mix: The Definitive Guide - The Autopian

I’m just a human, and I have limits. That means there’s only so much I can take before I’m going to have to do something: lash out, panic, cave, run, fling wastes, really, it could be anything. In...

It's Imperative That We Come Up With Some Automotive-Focused Verses For The Diarrhea Song - The...

I’m going to guess that if you’re a current or former child reading this right now, you’re likely familiar with what is generally known as The Diarrhea Song. Well, maybe you needed to be from an...

Here's The Minimum It Would Take To Get The Lunar Rovers Running Again When We Get Back To The Moon...

As we speak, there are four daring astronauts that have just flung around the moon for the first time in over 50 years, and are currently, let’s see, as of this writing, about 136,700 miles from...

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What It Was Like Riding On The Highway In Some Of The Craziest Seats Ever Put In A Car - The...

Since I was a child, I’ve had a dream. A simple dream, perhaps even a stupid dream, but a dream nevertheless. It’s a dream that should be achievable, but has proven elusive for many, many years. It’s...

The Smith And Sniff Podcast Put Out The Taillight Call To Me, And I Answer A Month Late - The...

Are you familiar with the Smith and Sniff podcast? It’s the podcast done by British autojourno icons Jonny Smith and Richard Porter, and it’s always fun and engaging to listen to. Or read, if you...

Emergency Vehicles Should Be Equipped To Just Run Over Delivery Robots - The Autopian

I actually rather like the small delivery robots you see trundling around many bigger cities today. They’re little boxes on wheels (I had a similar idea for these back in 2015, just saying), and they...

How A $13 Hat Caused Chaos At America's Swankiest Car Show - The Autopian

Are you familiar with the Pebble Beach Concours D’Elegance tradition of Dawn Patrol? Probably, but I’m going to tell you, anyway. You see, because Pebble Beach is a golf course (I didn’t see any...

You Could Own The Car From The Stupidest, Most Cynical, Hypocritical Superhero Ever - The Autopian

Remember the early ’90s? Sure you do. Those were some fun times! We were all being slackers and grunging it up and, if we could get away with it, committing the sin of the Lambada, the Forbidden...

It’s Ridiculous How Many Kinds Of Wiper Blade Fittings Exist. Time To Just Pick One - The Autopian

It’s been absurdly rainy where I live lately, a fact that I’m pretty sick of, to be honest. Whatever the point this weather is trying to make, I think it’s made it, already. It’s wet. Water falls...