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Joined October 2020
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Feb 20
How can you say they live their life wrong? WHEN YOU NEVER FUCK WITH THE LIGHTS ON????
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girl take ur bra off and smoke a joint
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Jun 14
Thought this little group at the grocery store was violin playing pokemon go and drinking some tall cans, turns out they just got released from prison
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Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Jun 11
they look so MAGA
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Jun 10
#1 Rule: Do Not be BORING!
Sluts will forgive you for EVERY indiscretion including fucking her sister in front of her as long as you’re NOT BORING.
They’ll TELL YOU THIS THEMSELVES!
Give them the Asshole Game they crave.
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Jun 5
Chicos, me acabo de cruzar con este espectáculo.
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feeding my obese son by hand like a capybara
Jun 2
“He doesn’t usually like pineapples” is fryinggggggggggg me right now
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Jun 2
I get caught showing physical affection to two friends ONE NIGHT YEARS AGO and it comes back to haunt me endlessly
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entering the room pelvis first is nuts
Stassi Schroeder walking the 2026 Sports Illustrated Swim runway
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Jun 1
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Giving up your chance with a hot girl in the hopes you make a few guys on twitter giggle is gayer than gay sex
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May 31
no one is a better tipper than drunk me
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May 31
Sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset.
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May 31
Thinking about that guy claiming that her tits are actually bigger than in the movies
What’s the first thing you think of when you see Winona Ryder?
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