wearing more and going out less
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Mar 27
For a solid 2-3 minutes 😂
Mar 26
Pet a robot dog, thought I was recording. My drunk ass was not. Happy Opening Day.
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Mar 18
Fighting the air.
Mar 18
Sober people (no alcohol, nicotine, drugs, etc ever), what is your end of day or weekend "wind-down"?
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Mar 17
The group isn’t planning. There is one brave soul making most of the decisions and bookings while the others just show up.
when i realize there are friend groups travelling to other countries together while mine can barely plan a trip to eat
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Feb 21
Scam.
Feb 21
Been totally off caffeine for over 2 weeks now
Have noticed 0 positive benefits
Fascinating
Does it take longer or is this a scam
Community note
This post is copied word for word from a previously viral post
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4 Oct 2025
Somebody said before no fault divorce we used to have a lot more widows and I haven’t been able to shake it since.
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25 Sep 2025
Of all the people for 47 to go after for lying to Congress, Comey is a CHOICE when he got Hillary outa here in 2016.
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17 Sep 2025
This reads as awkward as the high school catfish trying to sound like a teenager. “To bring it with” is like that girl mama using “DTF”
16 Sep 2025
Robinson wrote to his roommate/romantic partner about how the messages on his bullets were "mostly a big meme" and about how he'll hear the "notices bulge" thing on Fox News.
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15 Sep 2025
Quite literally unconstitutional.
15 Sep 2025
This is what happened to the person who was mocking Charlie Kirk’s assassination at Texas Tech.
FAFO
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15 Sep 2025
If there is any argument for having younger people in govt , it’s that I just learned what an incel femboy is at 42 and I know half of the geriatric Congress will never understand.
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14 Sep 2025
Cincinnati, there is no reason for Sunday afternoon traffic. You are not Atlanta.
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14 Sep 2025
For everyone to swear they’re struggling financially, yall sure are outside.
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11 Sep 2025
The way yall on this internet today saying rhetoric of liberals got that Kirk man killed and having nothing to say about his rhetoric is peak American cognitive dissonance.
While not even yet knowing who it was that killed him or their motivation.
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5 Sep 2025
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4 Sep 2025
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
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4 Sep 2025
100%. There is no reason for the average 10 year old to be traveling out of town to play a sport. Delusional sociopathy.
3 Sep 2025
How much of the decline in children's physical fitness is because kid sports are so serious now that it drives out all sane people?
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1 Sep 2025
I really want people with glasses to learn where to place their ring lights before they post their videos on Beyoncé’s internet.
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