Amateur (but full-time) Dad. Former General Manager at StackOverflow. Advisor at Process Street. Internet Street Name: Jaydles
Joined March 2011
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17 May 2019
"726 Extra Weeks"
(Everything I learned in finance before transitioning to tech.)
link.medium.com/AKSF1wdzLW
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9 May 2023
Before dad passed, it amazed me that he did Saturday puzzles. They seemed impossible. Since he passed, I've finished 14 in a row.
I also learned @brettkiefer could do em, so maybe my 🧠decided that if that dummy can do em, SURELY I can.
I prefer to think it's the dad thing.
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I really want everyone to pivot back from video. I fucking hate video. Do not ever make me watch a video just to obtain information. Making me watch a video instead of giving me text I can read is an act of violence against me specifically. When will it end.
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11 May 2023
The other day I pitched “Donna Martin Graduates” for my picket sign and literally no one knew what I was talking about so now I’m also on strike from young people.
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4 Jan 2023
Had a 🍌s @Uber experience. Used their package delivery to get my kids' switch home.
After pickup, the driver changed the delivery location to a McDonalds in another county and marked it delivered.
Uber support said they tried to contact the driver, but hadn't heard back, so🤷
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4 Jan 2023
Last GOP race:
GOP: You do it, Paul Ryan!
PR: Nah
GOP: please, please please
PR: okay, but here are my demands
This time:
KM: I was born needing this.I'd murder untold children to get it
GOP: We refuse, despite having no alternative.We'd literally rather no one do it than u
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5 Dec 2022
At first, I thought GPT Chat had no practical applications beyond “faking business-speak BS”.
I was very wrong.
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16 Nov 2022
In the long and storied history of burns… this just might be the sickest.
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11 Nov 2022
Watching Elon struggle with Twitter is the closest we will come to knowing what would happen if gamers took over decision making on their games. The more obvious your "solution" seems, the more likely it is that it's already been thought of and it isn't happening for a reason.
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And I will admit this is one of the reasons I am (with sadness, because I've got a lot of value out of this place) watching Elon's current actions wrt Twitter with curious horror.
Because I've NEVER seen someone make such a deep dive for the Trust Thermocline, so quickly.
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6 Sep 2022
after my enemies are slain I will flay their corpses and wear their rotting skin as my own for my amusement
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12 Aug 2022
Loading Epyx Summer Games off a Commodore 64 CASSETTE TAPE and exploring the waveform tiktok.com/t/ZTRyF8pHs/?k=1
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19 Jun 2022
Fatherhood can be full of stresses and regular failures, but some days, it’s DELIGHTFUL.
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24 May 2022
florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe
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14 May 2022
9yo: “That’s the kind of unicorn you’d be, daddy!”
She’s harsh, but fair.
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12 May 2022
The most dramatic moment in 21st Century literature
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