I’m not special I’m just occasionally funny and somehow survived this long

Joined September 2016
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this might be my favorite video in the internet 😭😭😭
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It was all going to plan until instincts took over… Rip The Script
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honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo
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Inside The NBA: While discussing Jason Collins' passing, Charles Barkley: "We live in a homophobic society ... anybody who think we ain't got a bunch of gay players in all sports, they're just stupid." Via @ESPNNBA
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This is gonna go hard any time a team loses
Fox Sports teams up with ‘Sesame Street’ for World Cup collaboration awfulannouncing.com/fox/sesa…
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Hee-hee
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it has to be the editing but like if i'm at a tribal and jeff asks if anyone wants to play an idol, and then the entire cast, cameracrew, sound people, jury, citizens of fiji, and jeff himself are all staring at me, that idol is coming out #survivor50
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Am I supposed to feel sorry for Ozzy? he did this to himself. One of the dumbest players of all time #Survivor50
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JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term? Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…” Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term. Silence. Every single one of them refused to say it. Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face. Never stop connecting the dots.
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Michael Jackson’s drummer, Jonathan Moffett, performs “Smooth Criminal,” MJ once said: “My bass player makes a mistake, my guitar player makes a mistake, I make mistakes sometimes, but Sugarfoot never makes a mistake.”
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Justin Marshall retweeted
He practiced his birthday entrance routine for weeks and it shows 🥹
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I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.
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when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made
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I’d lose my mind

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I gen dont know how to respond to vents like a normal person my first instinct is always "we should k*ll them"
When your a good listener, but not a good responder

ALT Ishowspeed Speed Trying Not To Laugh GIF

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Y’all the singing of the comments section has me CRYING 😭😭😭😭 Somebody called it surf and dirt LOL
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