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When I was a kid, @AlpineUSA stereos were the ones everyone wanted. Nothing was better.
So I bought a $700 Alpine for my truck. Biggest piece of shit I've ever used. Can't connect to CarPlay, doesn't let me adjust EQ settings, sounds like shit.
And of course Alpine doesn't care
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What are the rules with ghosts? Is it just humans?
How long can they hang around?
Where are all the Neanderthal ghosts?
Australopithecus?
Can trilobites be ghosts?
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The fact that Erik Diggery or whatever is now shamelessly cheering for the war with Iran tells you all you need to know.
20 Jun 2025
We’d be at war with Iran, directly, if Kamala Harris won in November.
Just think about what we avoided.
She would’ve already signed off on several strikes, and probably would’ve sent troops.
It would have been a nightmare.
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Jayson Elliot 🥥🌴 retweeted
20 Jun 2025
We’d be at war with Iran, directly, if Kamala Harris won in November.
Just think about what we avoided.
She would’ve already signed off on several strikes, and probably would’ve sent troops.
It would have been a nightmare.
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I got a @remarkablepaper tablet for $60 at an estate auction. So glad I only paid $60 for it, because that's what it's worth.
Horrible to use. Crap UI, unresponsive screen, I have no idea why these are so hyped up. My cheap @OnyxBoox is 5x better.
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Remember this when you're paying price gouging prices at the pump today.
Every single Republican voted in favor of price gouging.
19 May 2022
BIG: @HouseDemocrats have passed the Consumer Fuel Price Gouging Prevention Act, which protects working families against price gouging.
It's unacceptable that Big Oil continues to collect record profits while #RippingOffAmericans. The Senate must pass this bill ASAP.
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25 Dec 2025
A very happy Christmas for me! My wife got me a bottle of @MrJamesMay James Gin - Asian Parsnip.
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Jayson Elliot 🥥🌴 retweeted
11 Nov 2025
A developer told me he’s been feeling burnt out.
I told him we’re piloting a new burnout prevention program.
He seemed interested.
I sent him a survey about burnout.
He filled it out.
His responses indicated burnout.
We fired him this morning.
Burnout prevented.
Program success rate: 100%.
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20 Sep 2025
This didn't age well
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23 Jun 2025
Just canceled my @Microsoft @Office subscription because of Copilot.
For some boneheaded reason they made it mandatory. You literally can not turn it off if you want to be left alone.
Switching to Notion and Discord instead of Teams, and Libre Office for work.
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12 Jun 2025
I was a recurring monthly donor to the @DNC.
The DNC just pushed David Hogg out because they couldn't handle the idea that Democrats have to fight to win.
I'm never donating another dime, and I'm leaving the party.
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Jayson Elliot 🥥🌴 retweeted
5 Dec 2024
Golden Fez: Solarian announce new tabletop games awards geeknative.com/170006/golden…
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Jayson Elliot 🥥🌴 retweeted
31 Oct 2024
What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!
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Jayson Elliot 🥥🌴 retweeted
31 Oct 2024
Apropos of nothing. Zilch. Nada.
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Some Sticker Mule alternatives:
- stickerninja.com/
- thestickybrand.com/
- stompstickers.com/
- etsy.com/shop/StickerWaveLLC
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15 Sep 2024
Louise Wener brilliantly draws a line from Debbie Harry to Skunk Anansie to today with @beabad00bee.
Sleeper was one of the best bands of the Britpop era, glad to see Louise Wener telling the truth about that time.
15 Sep 2024
Delighted to have written for @thetimes style magazine this weekend. On 90s female fronted bands and the brilliant new wave of indie women. thetimes.com/article/e7cd7e3…
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