Working on my Ah-Jen-Duh. I'm a Gen-X Browns fan so you know idgaf. Sarcastic bitch and community activist. Take your pick ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ But really, I am a ๐Ÿฆ„

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The various colors of #JOY #HolidayCheer #ChristmasLights
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๐ŸŽ‰ Aunt Jen ๐ŸŽ‰ retweeted
Why do Japan fans clean up after games? Itโ€™s about โ€œrespect for everythingโ€ Incredible ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต

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Lincoln, what a time we had๐Ÿ‘ Nebraska legends, Joba Chamberlain and Tom Osborne, made appearances in yellow. We danced, we sang, and we went bananas with all of you in a sold out Haymarket Park and a sold out Memorial Stadium. Thank you, Nebraska๐Ÿ’› Cincinnati, weโ€™ll see you next!
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Blue bags up. Japan 2, Netherlands 2 โ€” an absolute thriller in Arlington. And then the real show started. The Japanese end pulls out thousands of bright blue bags. First they wave them like flags, bouncing and chanting until the whole section is one giant wall of blue. Then โ€” same bags, new mission. They fan out across the stands and scoop up every bottle, wrapper and cup till the seats look brand new. And who's right in the middle of it, grinning with a bag in his hand? Jameis Winston. Giants QB. Heisman winner. Out there cleaning up with the Samurai Blue like it's the best gig of his summer. No chore. No lecture. Just a party that cleans up after itself. Best fans on the planet. ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ’™
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Stateside, an office in March. The work had stopped, but no one had gone home. Every desk had a printed grid on it, and grown men were filling it in like generals drawing up the order of battle. A bracket. Sixty-four armies. One survives. A coworker slid one across to me. "Just pick who wins, pal. It's only five bucks." Only five bucks. He said it the way a man understates the price of a war he is certain he will win. I received the paper as if it were a field map. Sixty-four banners, and I was being asked to foresee the fate of every one. I did not pick. I studied. I read each army's record like a scout reading dust on the horizon, weighed their wounded, accounted for the morale of a campaign played far from home. It took me three hours. I missed lunch. "Whoa, you went deep," the coworker said, glancing at my notes. "I just picked the cool mascots, honestly." The cool mascots. He had committed his five bucks on the faces of the banners alone, and said it without shame. I respected it the way one respects a man who charges with his eyes closed and somehow lives. But I would win by foresight, not luck. The first day, my chosen champion โ€” the army I had studied longest, the one I had staked my honor upon โ€” lost to a smaller school no one had heard of. Out. Dead on the field by sundown. Half my grid collapsed with it, like a wall pulled down by one stone. "Aw, everybody's bracket's busted. Happens every year." Everybody's busted. He offered it as comfort, the way you tell a man the whole army drowned, not only his. And it was comfort. The bracket was never meant to be won. It was meant to be filled out in full faith, and torn apart on schedule, so that sixty-four strangers could grieve the same grid together. A bracket cannot be conquered. It can only be mourned together. So it was a war after all โ€” only no one was meant to survive it, and that was the whole joy of it. Next March I will study for six hours. I will pick with both wisdom and a cool mascot. And I will lose on the first day again, in good company.
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It's a beautiful Sunday around Omaha. Mid-70s and sunny this afternoon. Mostly sunny on Monday, low 80s. Slight chance for rain overnight. Mostly sunny and low 80s on Tuesday. Chance for thunderstorms Wednesday morning; then becoming sunny and hot on Wednesday afternoon. Temps in the low 90s. Mostly sunny and milder on Thursday, low 80s.
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๐ŸŽ‰ Aunt Jen ๐ŸŽ‰ retweeted
Saturday: Partly sunny with a chance for late afternoon and evening showers and thunderstorms. Temps around 80ยฐ today. Sunny on Sunday, mid-70s. Mostly sunny on Monday, low 80s. Similar weather on Tuesday; mostly sunny and low 80s. Chance for thunderstorms Tuesday night. Mostly sunny and hot on Wednesday; low 90s.
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The Douglas County Election Commission is accepting applications for Temporary Data Entry Clerks. These short-term assignments will last approximately 5โ€“6 weeks. Full-time schedules are preferred, some part-time help may be available. ๐Ÿ“ทApply online here: tinyurl.com/mrye2sj9
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A Severe Thunderstorm Warning is in effect for Boone, Antelope, Platte, Madison until Jun 09 9:15PM. Large hail and/or damaging winds of at least 60mph are possible. If you are in the warning area, seek shelter immediately.
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Strong to severe storms remain possible today, with a cluster of storms expected to move in from the west this evening. Damaging winds are the main hazard, including pockets of 75 mph gusts. Isolated hail and a brief tornado are also possible. #newx #iawx
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Jun 9
Browns guard Joel Bitonio announces retirement from NFL after 12 seasons.
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Partly sunny, hot, and humid on this Tuesday. Temps in the low 90s, dew points in the low to mid-70s. Slight chance for storms this evening. Sunny and hot on Wednesday, but less humid (dew points fall into the 50s by afternoon). Temps in the mid-90s on Wednesday. Thunderstorms on Thursday morning, then afternoon clearing. Not as hot on Thursday, with temps in the low 80s. Sunny and mid-80s on Friday. Chance for thunderstorms on Saturday, mid-80s.
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Tomorrow is officially on track to be a scorcher, beating out our hottest afternoons by up to 12ยฐ. When the heat index pushes past 100ยฐ, standard rules apply: reduce outdoor workouts, drink plenty of water, and look out for vulnerable folks! #IAwx #NEwx Stay safe, everyone!
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๐ŸŽ‰ Aunt Jen ๐ŸŽ‰ retweeted
Start to get a little sweaty Tuesday & Wednesday as the heat index gets to 100 for a few hours each afternoon.
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โšพ๏ธ Safe Ride Homeยฎ vouchers are now available to claim for the College World Series! Weโ€™re proud to once again partner with Omaha Baseball Village to help fans celebrate safely. ๐Ÿš— Claim your voucher now and plan aheadโ€”rides will be available June 12โ€“22 from Omaha Baseball Village. Donโ€™t wait until youโ€™re heading outโ€”secure your ride in advance. ๐Ÿ‘‰ bit.ly/ClaimYourRide
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Hey @WVUOU ... Congrats! Will we see you in Omaha?
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Severe Thunderstorm Warning till 10:30pm
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The Omaha area has a Slight Risk (Level 2 out of 5) for Severe Weather late this afternoon into this evening.
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๐ŸŽ‰ Aunt Jen ๐ŸŽ‰ retweeted
Strong storm chances develop once again this evening, primarily from 8 PM into the overnight hours. These storms will also be efficient rain-makers, increasing the heavy rainfall threat. If you have outdoor plans, check the latest forecast before you go!
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๐ŸŽ‰ Aunt Jen ๐ŸŽ‰ retweeted
It's Friday! Partly sunny this afternoon. Temps in the mid to upper 80s. There's a chance for thunderstorms this evening. Hazy sunshine and mid to upper 80s on Saturday. Showers and thunderstorms on Sunday, lower 80s. Mostly sunny on Monday, upper 80s. Mostly sunny and low 90s on Tuesday.
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๐ŸŽ‰ Aunt Jen ๐ŸŽ‰ retweeted
Stronger storms are on track to develop early this afternoon and continue into the evening hours across the area. Damaging hail, wind, and a brief tornado are possible. These storms will also bring potential for flash flooding, so if you have outdoor plans, stay weather-aware!
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