writer in Chicago
Joined May 2009
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Jenn retweeted
25 Dec 2025
gentle reminder not to think about your life for even a single second especially at a time like this
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Jenn retweeted
22 Dec 2025
i’m scampering around in the dark all night
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14 Dec 2025
RT @mskmalibu: you ever speak to your best friend and it just absolutely centers you. it turns out everything will be ok. i love you
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Jenn retweeted
14 Oct 2018
I love it when someone is like "Oh, I'm turning 100 years of age today". As opposed to what, 100 years of width? Length? Get out of my sight, and happy birthday on your special day
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12 Dec 2025
when you’re driving there should be a way to signal you’re about to turn. Like a light you flip on maybe
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Jenn retweeted
8 Dec 2025
Took a walk at 3am while it was snowing in Chicago
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Jenn retweeted
25 Dec 2009
♥ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ We Wish You a Merry Christmas ♥ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...And A Happy New Year!♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪..
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Jenn retweeted
28 Nov 2025
Slimey’s snoozing! Our little pal has hit the hay after a big Thanksgiving day.🧡🥧🍂
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Jenn retweeted
10 Sep 2025
I miss when quiznos was more around
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Jenn retweeted
16 Nov 2024
Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people
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Jenn retweeted
25 Nov 2025
A few photos of two snowy owls near Montrose Beach Monday evening in Chicago.
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19 Nov 2025
This is how it feels when I pick up my newborn and she instantly stops crying
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Jenn retweeted
17 Sep 2025
i highly recommend getting yourself a “how can i help” partner and not “you will be fine” partner.
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Jenn retweeted
18 Nov 2025
(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in
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Jenn retweeted
18 Nov 2025
the person at billboard who shows up once a month to incorrectly rank taylor swift projects as ragebait has my absolute dream job
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Jenn retweeted
12 Nov 2025
Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊
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