NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A
CONVENIENCE STORE
RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW
i went to see Adam Friedland do standup tonight and he spent the entire last quarter of the game hunched over a phone on stage struggling through a joke about his dad’s dick