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Spat out half a chom chom balti in 40 seconds flat.
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What a minging cunt
4 Nov 2025
• Piers Morgan: I use your aftershave. People tell me, wow you smell like Cristiano Ronaldo.
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano: [*laughs*]
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Jep retweeted
28 Aug 2024
Great start for both teams last night getting points on the board. A lot of hard work from the lads behind the scenes has gone into this season to get the club back to a fit state. Great to see it’s showing on the pitch! UTT 💙
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There it is🥲 Titanic music 🥲! I won’t ever get over this moment #avfc
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Jep retweeted
10 Jul 2024
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How nobody has taken one for the county yet and belted this wankers corpse all over the pavement yet is beyond me.
Just my luck to have this bus driver on my tail at 6am today. Absolutely mad and pointless overtake — scary too
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Jep retweeted
4 Feb 2024
Result
Only one game for the club yesterday for the first team.
Netherton 4-2 @deighton_fc
@r_cartelo ⚽️
@burchael_ryan ⚽️
Alex Vickerman ⚽️
Oz 🧙♂️ ⚽️
UTT 💙⚽️
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Jep retweeted
20 Jan 2024
🟣🔵 Aston Villa have submitted an improved, significant new offer to Middlesbrough for Morgan Rogers.
Rogers remains Aston Villa's and Unai Emery's priority for January window.
Rogers sees this as a huge opportunity and wants #AVFC move.
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Jep retweeted
16 Dec 2023
1st team result
Bigger than football today as @burchael_ryan made his return after a serious health scare. Safe to say it was worth the wait.
Netherton 6-3 @BritanniaSports
@burchael_ryan ⚽️⚽️⚽️
@Chapps100 ⚽️
Vicks⚽️
@JoelDenton9 ⚽️ 🚀
UTT ❤️❤️❤️
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Jep retweeted
9 Dec 2023
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Jep retweeted
9 Dec 2023
The only manager in the 149-year history of Aston Villa Football Club to win 1️⃣5️⃣ consecutive home league games.
Unai Emery. 🫡
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Na fuck off if they are big enough to give wank opinions in front of a camera they are big enough to get called a fat little cunt for it.
The next time you get into a long-winded row with a faceless Twitter account, remember that they could be in Year 8.
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Jep retweeted
1 Oct 2023
Results
1st team win 8-1 against @DaltonHotelFC
@r_cartelo ⚽️ X3
@burchael_ryan ⚽️X2
@Wimps_htfc ⚽️
@Sanraj_Uppal ⚽️
@harryprosser3 ⚽️
2nds go down 4-1 against @BerryBrowAFC
@tomyarwood7 ⚽️
3rd team lose 3-0 away @Digglefc
UTT ⚽️⚽️⚽️
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