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jeremy cassiday @JeremyCassiday

I don’t know what you came here for, but you’re in the wrong place.

Joined April 2009
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Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven @mschf x @LilNasX #satanshoes satan.shoes?a7

Satan Shoes

Air bubble shoes with human blood in the sole. MSCHF x Lil Nas X.

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Blake Anderson
@UncleBlazer
18 Dec 2019
If you follow Donald Trump on twitter you follow a 73 year old man on twitter
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My shit stinks. My shit stinks real bad
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Protein Cigarette Singularity@LilMissBruises
17 Mar 2019
“You wanna know how broken my brain is? This morning when I was looking up what Trump said, I typed in Dad”
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Alex Cassidy@AlexCassidyMhm
12 Mar 2019
Looks like he can do the crime and the time.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
11 Mar 2019
Making Daylight Saving Time permanent is O.K. with me!
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Naked✅ High✅ Playing coffee✅
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I@just dropped sushi in my bed and I can’t find it
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Welp. I guess it’s hotdog night again
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I should tweet more
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Why are Republicans going all in on this “emergency” and not others like climate change, health care, and education? Oh yeah I forgot, #racism first.
Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
11 Jan 2019
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Mr. President, Declare a national emergency NOW. Build a wall NOW.
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Kurt Vonnegut@Kurt_Vonnegut
9 Jan 2019
My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things."
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travis
@travtacular
27 Dec 2018
MAGAritas are the new freedom fries
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I feel like every girl is already sick of my shit.
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Plague Of Gripes@PlagueOfGripes
23 Dec 2018
An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself. Apparition: " - and THIS is what you would be!" Doppelganger: "Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I've learned my lesson!" (both vanish) You: Hey what the fuck
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Nihilist Arby's
@nihilist_arbys
23 Dec 2018
Wow. And we thought your food was an uninspired pathetic imitation. Get fucked, Denny’s. No one goes to you for the pancakes, they go to shoot up and OD in your bathrooms. Not that it matters. Eat Arby’s
Denny’s
@DennysDiner
21 Dec 2018
time is an illusion and existence is fleeting. eat pancakes while you still can.
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The couple standing next to me at this crosswalk are disgusted by the way I’m eating this McChicken sandwich, and it’s fantastic.
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Protein Cigarette Singularity@LilMissBruises
2 Dec 2018
What if every day in hell is your first day in hell?
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Trump. Amiright?
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Heeeeeeeeeeelp!
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If I’m being honest, a lot of these SoundCloud rappers don’t seem like the best people. Just saying.
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