Can someone please explain it to me like I'm five, why members of Congress are more upset that Elon became a trillionaire than they are that Somalis have defrauded our government out of hundreds of billions of dollars?

Europeans discovering America is some of the best content of the internet right now:

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The comments are why you should never vote Democrat.

Again for those in the back, Elon once offered to cut a check for $6 BILLION to the WFB to "eliminate World hunger" as they said the money could. His one condition was that the accounting was public. They did not accept.

OK... take my money

The whole immigration debate is pointless. We voted against it - that should be the end of it. We supposedly live in a democracy, you can't ignore voters then express moral outrage when they become violent.

"wHy dO yOu cARe?" Because I have a high enough IQ to look into the future and see that my children won't have anything to inherent if this is allowed to continue

“I never thought I’d live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones giving the middle finger to the establishment, and the left wing becoming the snivelling self-righteous twats, going around shaming everyone.” - John Lydon, The Sex Pistols

The problem is that Conservatives in the western world just want to live their life and be left alone so they don't get too involved in politics. The liberal types of the world want to force their way on everyone and so they use politics as their weapon. This is why things are.

In LOTR, the shire spent so long sheltered from evil that it began to think evil did not exist. The west is like the shire. We must save the shire.

its a shame we cant have adult conversations about the state of society when libs are in the room playing “ur a meanie poopoohead” toddler politics

Run to the bedroom In the suitcase on the left You'll find my favourite axe Don't look so frightened This is just a passing phase One of my bad days

Is this because of the Sorsby rulling?

Get you a woman who will soccer kick a mountain lion to save her goat

How online CFB banter within the state of Texas has looked like recently

Last year DOJ published a report. For every 10,000 blacks, 153 violent crimes are committed by a black person each year against a white person. The same figure for violent crimes committed by whites against a black person: 3.4. A black person is 50-times more likely to commit a violent crime against a white person than for a white person to commit a violent crime against a black person. This is an extraordinary difference in the rates of violence committed between these two groups. We are told that whites are systemically racist. We are told that whites are successful because they oppress others. But the facts tell the opposite story. Blacks are not the ones being victimized. Whites are. Western civilization has been successful not because it was oppressive. It has been successful because whites created, starting thousands of years ago, systems that are impartial and fair. Today these systems are being dismantled. Criminals are being released because of their skin color. Law-abiding citizens are punished because of theirs. All in service of an ideology that is simply false. This puts everyone in danger.

USDA Sec. Brooke Rollins: "We found 200,000 dead people getting food stamps, and 500,000 getting more than one benefit... in the red states. Blue states are suing us... The fraud is so stunning."

"We talk about the integrity of the game so much.. In my opinion this is absolute bullshit" @DariusJButler #PMSLive