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bubble girl @JessObsess

I could have been something great. Winner of the “Best Avi” 10 years in a row. My tweet trophies are covered in dust.

Joined January 2013
  • Tweets 13,685
  • Following 1,355
  • Followers 16,498
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bubble girl@JessObsess
23 Sep 2023
I’m a hater, but I’m not spreading hate. I’m just harboring it in my soul.
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Privacy is now my luxury, my style and my peace.
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When you are smart, that doesn’t mean you’re not a dumb bitch.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but - Okay it’s me. I don’t need a new cup.
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There’s a new crossing guard at the corner of my street. I am not making eye contact, because then I am going to have to wave at him every morning. I’m not starting that!
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My New Year’s resolution is to stop coughing.
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I don’t believe it’s 2024. I think it’s a lie.
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Tony P.@Tbone7219
30 Dec 2023
Fuck FaceTime , I rode my Diamondback BMX bike 15 miles in the cold winter just to see a girl.
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I subscribe to the belief that the last 3 years haven’t “really” happened.
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Only a few days until everyone begins their healing journeys.
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How about a hallmark movie where the main character’s back and hips are killing her because she’s sitting on the floor for too long wrapping Christmas gifts!
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There’s no law that says I can’t park at an electric car space even though I don’t have an electric car.
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Name a woman ME: your mom
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bubble girl@JessObsess
19 Dec 2018
I get a little sad around the holidays but also all year round.
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Is it normal that I'm sitting at a bar with a cocktail ordering Cascade dishwasher tabs and other stuff from Amazon?
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@TheRolo
17 Nov 2023
Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?"
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bubble girl@JessObsess
26 Aug 2023
Which one are you? 1. You have a healthy relationship to social media 2. You have seen every video on the entire internet
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Stores in Staten Island are like, that’s $10 cash or $38 if you use your credit card.
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bubble girl@JessObsess
27 Sep 2023
If I ever told you that you were amazing, calm down. I have very low standards.
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I care about everything and nothing all at the same time.
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bubble girl@JessObsess
7 Oct 2018
Not to brag but my parents ignored me and that was way before cell phones were ever invented.
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