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17 Jan 2022
May your best tweet get 1,000,000 impressions and no likes. And only one profile visit. And no new followers.
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May you have a house full of children who make you laugh all day long, and a postpartum weakened pelvic floor.
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Jun 14
Do tell
Jun 11
My grandparents had some OUTSTANDING curses. 🤣🤣🤣
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Jun 11
I’m quite fond of Zoln di lise in dayn hemd khasunah hoben mit di vantzen in dayn matras, aun zeyer zoymen zoln zikh aynshteln in dayne untervesh. (May the lice in your shirt marry the bedbugs in your mattress, and may their offspring set up residence in your underwear.)
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May 18
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May you arrive to Shul too late for the first Shacharis, but too early for the next one.
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May 15
If you think of yourself as a member of Frum Twitter, you should read this.
May 15
You’re right. No one should ever take the Vaad HaBadchanim seriously.
We’re just frum Twitter clowns with a logo.
But this was never about whether people should take us seriously. It was about whether people should take an agunah seriously.
So why did we get involved?
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May 13
I don't say this often but f**k this guy
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May 12
"Absolute nonsense" and it's the basics of Kabbalah and Chassidus
May 12
It must feel so good to be able to say this absolute nonsense with such confidence that would have Trump blushing.
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Apr 10
May your pizza have raw dough and the cheese stuck to the top of the box.
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@JewishCurses May you finally get to work on time, only to realize that it's a legal holiday.
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Apr 1
Fridge breaking eruv 3 day yom tov is nightmare stuff.
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I was too prepared, food prep done efficiently, table set the night before... so my fridge decided to malfunction. For balance.
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Mar 31
May the peeler be extra sharp and your hands extra slippery
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Mar 30
May the bandage get wet and keep slipping off
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Feb 22
Crazy how I was at an event in 2020 that's only been going on since 2022, not to mention my brother in law has brought a group there every year since 2016.
Feb 22
Instead of working yourselves up into a racist froth, you can just google how long this has been happening and recognize the nonsense you’re seeing online is goading you into cheering on racist bs.
The first year of this annual event was in 2022!
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Jan 30
This is a quality tweet
Jan 30
7 year $70M contract makes Jacob Wilson the new favorite MLB player of all Chabadniks
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Jewish Curses retweeted
May your kids clean up beautifully after making a ginormous mess on Shabbat, and leave the floor with just one solitary Lego piece on the floor.
And may you step on it.
@JewishCurses (true story)
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Jan 18
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When you’re waking in the street and hear someone making the Bracha of Meshaneh Habriyos
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7 Dec 2025
This is an incredibly well written article that everyone who has been involved in the menorah conversations from one side or the other should read
7 Dec 2025
I so enjoyed our discussion of the straight menorah that I had to write a full essay.
api.omarshehata.me/substack-…
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5 Dec 2025
Gil, you are certainly aware that the Rambam, a Rishoin, holds more authority than the Temple Institute, who are contemporary Acharonim. You would need a Rishoin to dispute a Rishoin.
9 Dec 2022
The Temple Institute in Jerusalem begs to differ
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