Talarico seems like the kind of neighbor that has a uterus…in a jar.

Capitalism is by far the best system in the history of mankind. We have hundreds of different kinds of dog food to choose from. DOG FOOD. Socialism rations food for people. It’s wild that anyone questions this.

Sources say that the police have narrowed their list down to a single suspect.

The Asian is strong in this one.

She looks like she stepped in to take over the role of Aileen Wuornos in Monster 2

CJ Stroud is playing like Brock Osweiler. #TexansvsPatriots

Guess what, leftists? Our country has immigration laws. We are allowed to enforce those laws, just like every other country on the planet. You don’t get to interfere with that enforcement just because it hurts your feelings to see brown people carted away. You actually don’t have the right to prevent or in any way impede the legitimate application and enforcement of our laws. If you do, you might get arrested. And if you resort to any form of violence while they try to arrest you, you might get shot. If that happens, you will — both legally and morally — deserve it. I know you’ve gassed yourselves up so much that you think you have the actual right to simply disregard and even violently sabotage the laws that you don’t like, but you don’t. You never will. And when your deranged ideology combines with your insane ego and propels you to do something that gets you killed, you will die a disgrace and a criminal. That’s a tragedy in a certain sense. But one of your own making.

Tomorrow morning on The @MichaelBerrySho, you’ll hear my adoption story. Show starts at 8. Thanks to The Czar, @JimMudd & @RamonRoblesJr for letting me share my adoption story. My adoption, family & parents mean everything to me. iheart.com/live/2285?cmp=ios…

Green D!ldo makers after WNBA fans made it a tradition to throw green d!ldos on the basketball court

Fire water strong like buffalo

Superman is so bad that we walked out. Just horrid. #SupermanMovie

Now youse can’t leave youtu.be/4UBXTC24T8g?si=A0A_…

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Temporary lay offs. Good Times. Easy credit rip offs. Good Times. Scratchin’ and survivin’. Good Times. Hangin’ in and jivin’ Good Times. Ain’t we lucky we got ’em Good Times.

Trust me, most of us understand the pain of sitting on your balls. There’s no need to articulate it.

Sometimes when I need a little boost, I look at the @JDVance portrait in the @WhiteHouse and thank the Lord 🙏

Quick, someone develop a vaccine. These odds are worse than surviving Covid.

We ate beans and farted like men

The economy is so bad right now everyone needs 2 jobs