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My buddy wanted a Starbucks and a ride. No questions asked. Heโ€™s doing better today.
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Chicago woman mocks Democrats by speaking in a squeaky, high-pitched voice, who say black people's voting rights are in danger. The woman also called out the commissioners one by one to their faces. "I'm 63 years old. I've been voting since I was 18. I have never had a problem voting..." "So now you're all gonna drag black people in here, definitely some senior citizens, and gonna have them come up here and talk about how they're scared to vote... all that junk, when you know it's not true."
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Replying to @MichaelBerrySho
@MichaelBerrySho & @RamonRoblesJr ๐ŸŽต โ€œI can feel a good one comingโ€™ onโ€ ๐ŸŽต

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I donโ€™t want John Fetterman to become a Republican. I want more Democrats LIKE John Fetterman. There used to be plenty of Democrats who were pro-worker, patriotic, moderate, and willing to challenge their own side. The parties had more overlap back then. If Fetterman switched parties tomorrow, the second he disagreed with Republicans, people would call him โ€œthe problem with the GOP.โ€ We donโ€™t need fewer independent thinkers. We need more of them in BOTH parties.
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Help me figure this out. Let's say this is a hail storm. On one hand, I'd hate to be driving through it. But would I stop in the middle of the road under a bridge? I don't think I would. Are the people who are stopped, in the wrong? I mean, if you were trying to drive through it to get out of it, you couldn't.
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maybe women athletes should be paid MORE than men because the point of sports is entertainment and this is entertaining as hell. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Replying to @reddit_lies
Counter point: Imagine being an American child. Youโ€™re born in the richest country in human history. Your odds of dying in a school shooting are lower than dying from a bee sting. Your daycare worker is overwhelmingly likely to love you. College is a choice, not a requirement. The kid down the street skipped it and makes $140K welding pipe. The plumber who fixed your sink last week owns three houses. You live somewhere people risk their lives to get INTO, not out of. You have running water, A/C, instant access to all human knowledge, and a fridge full of food your ancestors would have considered a miracle. Just a gentle reminder that the only people telling you youโ€™re miserable are the ones who profit from your misery โค๏ธ
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Just got off a conference call with the league and the media. I too am out for tonight's @HoustonRockets game 6 against the Lakers. Doctor's orders. I hope to be back for game 7 in LA. If not, definently for games 8, 9 and 10.
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The crazy part? After this moment, Nolan Ryan declined so badly he only added 2,800 strikeouts, 4 no-hitters, and 2 more 300 K seasons, before retiring at age 46. Some guys just canโ€™t sustain greatness.
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Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats buff.ly/zOXHcML
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The "Hate Has No Home Here" crowd keeps trying to kill people.
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Anyone know any collectors trying to buy Pokemon cards? Currently have 5 binders which is over 1000 cards ranging from 1996-2026. 21 holographics including charizard, mewtwo, mew, and so many more.
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While Indiana Republicans worried about redistricting norms in a state Trump won by 20 points & refused to do anything, Virginia Democrats took a 6-5 Democrat house lead in a state Kamala won by 5 points & turned it into a 10-1 Democrat state. Stop being pussies, Republicans.
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Calgary Flames goalie Dustin Wolf gives his stick to a 10-year-old superfan after the game and the kid canโ€™t hold back his emotions.

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Iโ€™ve decided to cut my drinking.

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Dad, tell me about the first week of the '26 Astros ๐Ÿ™
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The best analysis I ever heard on understanding Trump is from the icon @ZitoSalena who infamously said - take Trump seriously, not literally.
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๐€ ๐๐‘๐ˆ๐“๐ˆ๐’๐‡ ๐๐„๐–๐’ ๐‡๐Ž๐’๐“ ๐‰๐”๐’๐“ ๐„๐—๐๐‹๐€๐ˆ๐๐„๐ƒ ๐“๐‘๐”๐Œ๐โ€™๐’ ๐’๐“๐‘๐€๐“๐„๐†๐˜ ๐๐„๐“๐“๐„๐‘ ๐“๐‡๐€๐ ๐€๐๐˜๐Ž๐๐„ ๐ˆ๐ ๐€๐Œ๐„๐‘๐ˆ๐‚๐€๐ ๐Œ๐„๐ƒ๐ˆ๐€ โ€” ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐‡๐„โ€™๐’ ๐“๐„๐‘๐‘๐ˆ๐…๐ˆ๐„๐ƒ ๐Ž๐… ๐–๐‡๐€๐“ ๐ˆ๐“ ๐Œ๐„๐€๐๐’ ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐„๐”๐‘๐Ž๐๐„ GB Newsโ€™ Alex Armstrong laid out the geopolitical map that American media refuses to draw: this war isnโ€™t about toppling Iran. Itโ€™s about ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ก๐š๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐›๐š๐ฅ ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ โ€” and America is winning on every front. Start with oil. The Strait of Hormuz carries ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“% ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐‚๐ก๐ข๐ง๐šโ€™๐ฌ ๐จ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ฒ. Trump effectively captured Venezuelaโ€™s oil supply in January. As Armstrong put it: โ€œ๐˜“๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ. ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ข ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด.โ€ China is in the middle of a tariff negotiation with Trump โ€” and suddenly its entire energy supply depends on American goodwill. Then Europe. With Russian energy off the table and domestic energy hollowed out by the โ€œ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ป๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ,โ€ Europe is becoming ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ฉ๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐จ๐ง ๐€๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ง ๐จ๐ข๐ฅ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ ๐š๐ฌ. Armstrong: โ€œ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ.โ€ Armstrong connected the dots to what the Pentagon calls ๐†๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ก ๐€๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐š โ€” Greenland through the Panama Canal, the entire Western Hemisphere secured as a self-sufficient American economic and security zone. โ€œ๐˜•๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜จ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ, ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ด, ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ข ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ-๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ. ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข.โ€ The most striking part was his warning for Britain: โ€œ๐˜ž๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ. ๐˜ž๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ 60% ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ. ๐˜ž๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ซ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜บ. ๐˜–๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ.โ€ He described Britain heading toward ๐š ๐๐š๐ซ๐ค ๐š๐ ๐ž ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐ข๐ง ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ,๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ฌ as America withdraws from its traditional role. When a foreign allyโ€™s own news anchors are publicly acknowledging that Trumpโ€™s strategy is working โ€” even as it leaves them behind โ€” that tells you everything about who has the leverage. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐€๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ง ๐ฆ๐ž๐๐ข๐š ๐ฐ๐จ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐š๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ: ๐“๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ข๐ฌ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐œ๐ก๐š๐จ๐ฌ. ๐‡๐žโ€™๐ฌ ๐›๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ.
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As we get ready to observe our โ€œSpring Holidayโ€ tomorrow, a quick reminder, especially for parents: You get the school districts you tolerate. Jesusโ€™ crucifixion signals the return of the bluebonnets.
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