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28 Feb 2017
Well, it finally happened. I guess it was just one lie too many.
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Jun 6
I’m kinda surprised Wembanyama would throw the ball away like that considering Derek Fisher lied to three teams to get out of his contract.
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Jun 5
You want a real town, you should come to Salt Lake.
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May 31
Congrats to San Antonio Spurs fans. They’ve suffered for so long.
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May 31
Whoever wins game seven tonight, it’s important for all of us to remember that Derek Fisher lied to three teams to get out of his contract.
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May 14
Wow, I just got done listening to the Locked on Ads podcast and it was wall-to-wall Utah Jazz content.
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May 14
If we give up assets to move up and pick Dybantsa, then he better be Kobe real fast. If he ends up being Harrison Barnes & we don’t have Ace Bailey then I will still attend games and buy concessions and team gear but I will NOT be taking any selfies and posting them on Facebook!
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May 10
Told you guys!
May 10
The Jazz have had bad luck, going 145-249, ever since that guy in Sacramento vomited on the court.
The vomit curse ends today!
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May 10
DEREK FISHER LIED TO THREE TEAMS TO GET OUT OF HIS CONTRACT!
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May 10
The Jazz have had bad luck, going 145-249, ever since that guy in Sacramento vomited on the court.
The vomit curse ends today!
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May 10
There is NO way the Utah Jazz win the lottery today & here's why:
- The Jazz aren't that lucky
- I'm not that lucky
- The league doesn't want the Jazz to win
- MJ pushed off
- MJ's "flu game" was a hangover from Vegas
- Derek Fisher lied to three teams to get out of his contract
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Apr 20
If we have learned anything from this OKC draft pick debacle, it is that Derek Fisher lied to three teams to get out of his contract.
Apr 20
The Utah Jazz winning the tiebreaker drawing with the Sacramento Kings means that even in the very unlikely scenario that four teams leapfrog Utah in the Lottery, the Jazz will keep their first-round pick. This is because Utah's pick can now no longer fall lower than 8th.
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Apr 13
5 reasons the Jazz won’t pick number one in the draft:
1. I’m not that lucky.
2. Jazz got fined big this year and Skinny Silver is still mad.
3. The Jazz aren’t that lucky.
4. Jordan was actually hung over and never really had a “flu game”
5. Derek Fisher lied
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Apr 8
Why do we care what this dude says? He’s a good defender, but he literally fell into the perfect situation. He is not the source of truth when it comes to taking.
Draymond Green shared his thoughts on the current tanking issue in the NBA following the Warriors' win over the Kings.
What other NBA players, coaches and execs are saying about tanking: spr.ly/6018B6xGkq
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Apr 6
Brice Sensebaugh scored 34 points tonight. If the Jazz played a Brice Sensebaugh clone who also scored 34 points tonight, the Jazz would’ve only lost by one.
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Mar 28
Jamal Murray is very happy that his team is beating the Jazz triple A team the American Fork Trombones.
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Mar 28
So I guess we’re playing basketball in the upside down? The Nuggets realize we’re literally handing them this game, right?
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Mar 11
Bam totally upstaged Kobe by scoring 83 last night. What’s he gonna do now? Assault TWO girls in Colorado???
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Mar 11
83 points? Pffft. Big deal! When I was 12 I once ate 85 Dino nuggets after school because mom said she was making stir fry for dinner.
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Mar 6
Billionaire owners have caused sports to lose its way.
Mar 6
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