They/them , IPA drinker, paraplegic, 2x Diddy party attendee, Jerry Sandusky victim, 8x Covid boosters, shut up and dribble enthusiast, scratch (mini) golfer
Joined January 2017
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May 19
I’m sorry does this say Angel Reese is shooting 33% as a big man who only shoots layups?
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May 18
Glad I bought the $155 Peter Millar
May 18
On Monday, May 18, the merchandise tent at Aronimink Golf Club is open to the public for one day of last-minute shopping, where all remaining items are 50% off.
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May 15
THATS IT
May 15
Edwin Díaz linked to illegal cockfighting, per @USAToday.
Díaz: "The cockfighting arena is like my home."
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May 4
I was told it’s weird that I don’t use a cloth or loofah to wash myself. I just use my hands. Is this not normal?
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10, 9, 8, 7, SIXERS @samhinkie
#CurseIsBroken #CelticsExorcism #Sixers #Celtics #NBA #SamHinkie #TheProcess
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Apr 24
Patriot league basketball
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Apr 21
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Apr 19
Wake up!! I hit double digits!! 🤫🤔
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Apr 1
I am a man of my word. Had a good run 🫡
Mar 31
If Italy does not qualify for the World Cup today I will deactivate
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Mar 31
If Italy does not qualify for the World Cup today I will deactivate
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Mar 24
Going to the Phillies game next Tuesday and it’s Autism awareness night. I do not trust myself.
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