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22 May 2022
Who ever started the rumour that Villa had made it 3-3 you're a legend hahaha
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Yesssss get in grannie.
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In other words it's summer
A heatwave is developing across much of central and west Europe 🌡️ Temperatures could be 10°C above average by day, with maximum temperatures reaching around 40°C in parts of Spain, France and Italy in the coming week
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Just a ginger Garth
Has Angela Rayner has had a full makeover to make herself look more "Prime ministerial" for the upcoming leadership challenge?
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Death penalty, a slow painful one at that.
Cruel video shows 'evil' teacher deliberately keeping baby boy awake and shouting 'Boo,' days before he sexually assaulted and murdered him trib.al/0xOczYA
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More worried about who gets their balls tickled watching a Super Mario cartoon
This could be us but you’re worried about what society says and how it’s “gay” to date a trans girl 🏳️‍⚧️
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Jun 15
Well know fact that sharks love tits
Jun 15
Not that I’m complaining, but what was the strategic advantage of her taking her clothes lol
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Jun 14
New under 16s phone
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Jun 14
Literally full of pedos
🚨NEW: Bluesky will not be included in the under-16s social media ban
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Jun 13
Maternal Instinct is a bit fucking mental isn't it.
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Jun 13
Not good enough for the Premier League mate
🚨 Jadon Sancho has decided he wants to remain in the Premier League following his departure from Manchester United. Beşiktaş are reportedly preparing an offer for the winger, but Sancho's preference is to secure a move to another English club this summer. The 26-year-old spent the last two seasons on loan at Chelsea and Aston Villa and is now assessing his options ahead of the new campaign. (Source: @fanatikcomtr)
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Jun 13
Yep completely normal behaviour
🚨SHOCKING | Sage performs standing penance for years without sitting down, driven by his wish to have glimpse of Lord Shiva at least once in his lifetime
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Jun 13
100 fucking percent they should be, and any other paedophile caught raping children.
🚨 UPDATE: Elon Musk demands the EXECUTION of the two Iraqi 3rd world brothers caught r*ping a 7-year-old girl in Essen, Germany "Execute them." 💯 Child r*pists deserve the death penalty WORLDWIDE, once proven, NO EXCEPTIONS! 🇺🇸🇩🇪
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Jun 11
Feel sorry for all those poor cunts who got South Africa in the sweep
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Jun 11
That's no way a red card
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Jun 11
😂😂😂 He's made the paper
Holidaymaker 'grabbed seagull out of the air and punched it to death after it snatched his Cornish pasty' trib.al/Di6wyxs
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Jun 11
To be fair it's usually his bird getting grabbed and fisted, if the price is right.
This has made my fucking week 🤣🤣 @Fx1Jonny The Seagull Abuser 🤣🤣 He grabbed the Bird and attempted to fist it 🤣
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Jun 11
Probably fuming his Mrs left him on his own while she entertained a punter.
Replying to @Fx1Jonny
@Fx1Jonny Did you punch a Seagull in St Ives?
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Jun 10
Worth every penny
🚨 OFFICIAL: Jadon Sancho leaves Man United as free agent after 5 years since joining on £75m deal from BVB. United’s 4th most expensive signing ever says goodbye on a free after Aston Villa loan.
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Be banning daylight next
🚨 NEW: The Government is being advised to ban sunbed salons due to the health impacts of radiation
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Equivalent of drawing a cock and balls with jizz spurting out the top on your mates exercise book at school. Grow up you tit.
This is such a great idea and it’s also legal. I just stamped 500 bills.
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