“Proclamation of the Liquidation Throne
By the sacred and slightly unhinged decree of the Council of Degens,
@saylor is hereby stripped of all previous titles, honors, and plausible deniability.
From this day forward, until the heat death of the universe (or the next 80% drawdown, whichever comes first), he shall be known to all as:
MICHAEL SELLER
and to no other name.
Any who refuse to comply shall be sentenced to a lifetime of watching their altcoins go to zero while he tweets this from his yacht:
10/21/2023 – “
#Bitcoin is Digital Gold.”
x.com/saylor/status/17158503…
02/02/2025 – “Never sell your Bitcoin.”
x.com/saylor/status/18860460…
02/28/2025 – “Sell a kidney if you must, but keep the Bitcoin.”
x.com/saylor/status/18953258…
05/15/2025 – “Sell a tooth if you must, but keep the bitcoin.”
x.com/saylor/status/19230604…
💮 Sealed in red wax (and red candles),
HRL
His Royal Liquidated
From the Office of Supreme Overlord of Margin Calls
Defenders of the
$BTC Dip”
cc:
$STRC