NOT the inventor of Altoona style pizza. Co-Showrunner /EP of Ghosts & Eternally Yours on CBS / Paramount

Joined March 2009
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Honestly a travesty that @benzelspretzels of Altoona is not on this map.
Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania
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Check out an all new CBS Ghosts, this Thursday. Ghosts: more popular than ballrooms.
Trump's ballroom is very unpopular: More people believe in ghosts (39%) & telepathy (29%) than support it (28%). The ballroom is such a political problem as it reinforces for Americans that Trump has the wrong priorities (67%) & they disapprove of him on govt. spending (67%).
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🧛🏻 coming this fall
CBS' ‘Eternally Yours’: The Story Of 11-Year-Old Script That Wouldn’t Die & The Podcast That Helped Bring It Back To Life - And Find A Lead deadline.com/2026/05/eternal…
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Typically R’s in Altoona run unopposed. Because D’s don’t ever think it’s winnable.
Wow. Not a pickup, but in returns that include day-of voting, Democrats are losing a 66-33 Trump seat in Altoona PA by a 53-47 margin.
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Wow! According to these latest numbers, #GhostsCBS is the Number One Comedy ON ALL OF TELEVISION, including streaming.
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New life challenge: voice texting the word obfuscating.
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Trump watching Xi, Putin & Modi all hanging out without him
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Crazy. We wrote this a decade ago and - though it didn't get shot back then - the script was the reason CBS tapped us to adapt Ghosts. Hopefully now it can be a Ghosts companion. Very excited to get to make this! deadline.com/2025/07/ghosts-…
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The only party Aurora Fane can get invited to is a pity party! #TheGildedAge
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FAR more important things going on in the world, but @PrimoWater is quickly rising up the ladder of worst companies on the planet to deal with.
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Too bad Nobody Wants This is already taken cause it would be a great title for the documentary about this.
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If this has all been orchestrated by the Steelers to bury the Rodgers news, honestly I get it.
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Tonight Jay’s restaurant finally opens! Or will it?… Check out our longest titled episode yet “It’s the End of the World As We Know It And What Were We Talking About.” Written by ⁦@KiraKalush⁩! #ghostscbs 🌸👻
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Thank you, @SaturnAwards! Congrats to our incredible cast, writers and crew!
Comedy with a twist—and now, a trophy! #Ghosts wins a #SaturnAward for Best Genre Comedy Television Series! Continue celebrating with us on #ElectricNOW - the show has just begun! (link in bio) @GhostsCBS @CBSTVStudios
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Since the 60's, CA golf courses pay far less than their share of property taxes. The fires are going to cost our state billions to rebuild, while also dealing with far lower tax revenues due to the adjusted values of the lost homes. Time to end this country club subsidy now.
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CBS is showing the past two hour long GHOSTS Christmas specials tonight at 8 pm eastern! If you’re sick of talking to each other, they’re great viewing for the whole family!
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Check this out tomorrow night! One hour #GhostsCBS Christmas special!
Replying to @marisaroffman
The #GhostsCBS Christmas episode is my favorite of the season (so far). @JoePort & Joe Wiseman offer a little preview of the hour, including a double possession and meeting Jay's parents: tinyurl.com/5yejb5xc #Ghostsmas
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