comedian/writer/temporary host of @roundrockpod. I believe that Dinosaur World is the only place where a boy like me could be happy
Joined April 2010
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Jun 11
The discourse about that Mikey Madison line read being “unintelligible” in the social network 2 trailer is making me feel insane.
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Jun 10
Noah Baumbach - somberly - giving the commencent at Vassar graduation in the rain lol
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Jun 9
There is a reason for it. It helps you remember some guys when you’re old. Tony Delk? Burned in my damn brain and yesterday I literally couldn’t remember my zip code.
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82-0 is fun and all, but I have an idea for an NFL version.
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May 20
I covered Jason Kidd when he played for the Nets. I know one of his childhood friends. I've been to his house, met his kids, then-wife, and Pilates Instructor. And I have insight from many people who worked with him in his coaching years. This is a great firing.
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May 17
Billy, this is Joe Piscopo he’s one of the most underrated SNL performers in history. his only defect is every sketch has to have Frank Sinatra in it.
As a cast member, Will Ferrell had one of the highest sketch per episode (SPE) rates in #SNL history
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May 14
Boston should’ve at least gotten a couple second rounders if they were giving up a silverback
May 14
Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.
Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
triblive.com/local/regional/…
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May 12
Hey @chadfordinsider with the draft coming up again can you please come on my podcast and tell us the story of how this ended up being the only photo ESPN had of Andris Biedrins for years?
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Hey @chadfordinsider, with the nba draft coming up, will you please come on the show and solve one of the great roundball mysteries: How did you end up with the photo credit on this picture?
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Incredible press releases happening right now
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May 4
Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?
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May 5
Let’s just say the end of this very charming podcast is on brand for Moneyball
On the 100th regular season episode of The Catered Quiz, comedian Joey Devine joins the show to answer questions about the Golden State Warriors and Moneyball. We also talk about The Newsroom, George Karl and Robin Williams.
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20 since Charles Grodin yelled at Martin Short to act like a human boy and I have carried that insult in my heart ever since, I love it so much.
And "human" is so funnier than "normal human", the bar is so much lower, after all this time my only contribution to the joke has been to make it worse. Just give me one more decade, let me workshop this one a bit, my strength is not improv
can you just act like a normal human person for five god damn seconds
just watch what people from earth do, and then do that you god damn mutant
you people are so relentlessly fucking weird, and it never fucking ends, tomorrow you'll do something even weirder than walk around the airport with the bird that you claim you caught. but probably brought. that would actually track completely, in fact Id be more surprised if you WEREN'T hiding wild birds in your pockets when you went to the airport, like you think the wings help you somehow
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guys in sf will be like “i know a place” and it’s the tonga room
Apr 10
Just found out there is an entire underground tiki bar in the basement of the Fairmont
What used to be the hotel's indoor pool was converted into a lagoon for the bar
Every ~30 min, there is artificial thunder and rain
There is even a live band on the floating barge drifting in the middle
SF is full of surprises
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Apr 6
Gui Santos looks like if Anderson Varejao played in a Silk Sonic cover band and I think that is cool
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Apr 2
If I’ve learned anything from the Persona games it’s that every Japanese teen friend group consists of:
a wealthy heiress, the student body president, a star athlete with an injury, a famous model/singer, a child detective, a robot OR an animal, & the most annoying boy alive
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I live in Loz Feliz and there's an apartment above me that has been vacant for over a year. Landlord refuses to lower the rent to incentivize someone to move in, yet buys bigger and bigger for rent signs to put outside the building. The free market is a myth. Landlords are evil.
Mar 27
Just saw a 400sqft 1 bed 1 bath listed on Zillow in Los Feliz for $3400 and the landlord requires 4x income. Landlord seeking someone making $163k minimum to be happy in a shoebox. Lol. Lmao
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Mar 27
In my opinion the way to fix the nba lottery is to give Joe Lacob a top 3 pick every year until he gets it right.
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Mar 26
BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'
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