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Johnny Dangles @JohnDangles69

God fearing Republican | Michelob Sipper | Ladies Man | 2015 UIL spelling champion | All Lives Matter

Joined November 2024
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  • Followers 90
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Johnny Dangles@JohnDangles69
26 Jan 2025
Medkit and a mini shield
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Hoops
@Hoopss
29 Jul 2025
Angel Reese just flexed on everyone hating on her. 🗣️ “Y’all make $1,400 a week… I make $1,400 in 7 days.” 😤🔥 SHE’S LIKE THAT.
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Corn ✧⍣
@cornski
4 Jul 2025
it smells like upnigger in here
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Me on the way to Destin for my last spring break ever.
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Packed and ready to go #sprangbrake
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Wallet in the pants after a blackout has to be a top 10 feeling
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Fuck me #unemployed
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Zeke_Shadowroad@Zeke_Shadowroad
5 Mar 2025
Only thing that could make this breakfast better is a black lady on my syrup bottle. #left
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Man card revoked. Letting your hoe walk all over you
Samuel Jibby, CFA@ACC_Ball_Rules
28 Feb 2025
“Wife” is going to a date party with a “friend” Gonna run solo squads with this dark, anyone mind?
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Thanks GPT, atleast someone has my back.
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Expand whatever this is. #Ferda
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To the land of opportunity I go (career fair). Goldman Sachs you can run but you can’t hide
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The dude your girl tells you not to worry about
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Camping out for the Houston game and my dumbass roommate just asked if we should put the generator inside or outside the tent.
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The cost of butt
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Roomate has his HS locker room stool at his desk in his room. #gay
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RT @RollTideBucky: Ladies and gentlemen. We found her @PCfriday with the dig
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Need I say?
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Asked a magician if he had a trick to get me laid and he said he’s not that good #sad
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Dick “Long’n” Shaven@talkintideball
28 Jan 2025
He shoots, he scores.
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