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Why do all these guys act like their family friendly comedies were snuff films?
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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I moved out of Manhattan before the finals started and the Knicks win their first championship in 53 years. I must have had some incredibly bad vibes that the city finally felt lifted. You’re welcome everyone.
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I do feel terrible for my local high school sports programs. Get ready for disappointment boys and girls, Johnny has come to curse you all
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IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON
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HAHAHAHAHA SUCK OUR DICKS. TIMBERRRRRR
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Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Jun 13
Paraguays? That’s just what I call it when @BacardiCapital and @the_P_God are together
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Jun 12
I’m stealing $20 bills out of wife’s purse whenever I can. She would be a fool to have my card on her phone
Jun 12
question for the masses...
what does it take for you to put your card on a girls phone ???
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Jun 12
Fake fan better not tweet some bandwagon shit if they win Saturday
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Jun 12
Literally anything happens:
Boston fans: how can I make this about me
Knicks fans are really trying to steal 28-3??
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Jun 12
I’ve been working on this story for two years and Babe Ross just….tweeted it out
Jun 12
Clav OD’d ~ a month ago
and since then he’s:
-linked w barely legal camwhore & announced from Miami he’s “all set to join onlyfans” within days
-came out as a bed rot-aholic
now his roid-fueled physique has melted revealing a skinny fat adolescent gamer
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Jun 12
You all are focused on this IPO while I am focusing on PokemonGO to the nearest polling station to vote.
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Jun 12
This might be my worst tweet ever which is an extremely high/low(?) bar to pass
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Jun 12
Me on Saturday night:
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Wemby got the whole state of New York spooked. We ain’t seen this since Osama Bin Laden.
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Jun 11
Also how does it take more than one person to run a fan account of a golfer?
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No matter what seems to be doing a lot of work here you fucking brain dead sycophants
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Jun 11
The Knicks have given me the confidence to predict the Jets go 6-11 this year. Anything can happen!
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