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JOHNNY PARABOLIC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Apr 25
derp market
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JOHNNY PARABOLIC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Bahrain Test 1 - Day 1 ๐Ÿ
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Not. Done. Yet.
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TYPICAL.
โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑBREAKING: The judge presiding over Netanyahu's corruption case was found dead. Judge Benny Sagi, president of the Beersheba District Court, was killed in a traffic accident on Route 6 (Highway 6) on Sunday, January 4, 2026. โžค He was riding his motorcycle when he was struck by a vehicle that entered the highway from an off-road/side area and collided with his bike. โžค Paramedics from Magen David Adom found him with critical injuries and no vital signs and pronounced him dead at the scene. โžค Police have opened an investigation into the circumstances of the crash.
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I was searching for @acryptoniano and I didnโ€™t see him and I panicked and thought he left X all together. Thank god it was just a glitch.

ALT Heart Attack Close Call GIF by reactionseditor

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JOHNNY PARABOLIC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
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Wow.
Wishing you all a joyous 2026, and remember to let your soul glow. And weโ€™ll be open til 4 am tonight, start 2026 off the right way
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There is nothing but the future.
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NEW YEARS EVE $S.ONIC BBQ EDITION SMOKED REVERSE SEAR TOMAHAWKS
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JOHNNY PARABOLIC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
30 Dec 2025
Dear President Trump, Please stop being a jะตw. Sincerely, The American People
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JOHNNY PARABOLIC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Watching the U.S. Congress Clapping for the genocide is one of the worst things Iโ€™ve seen in my lifetime.
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Probably the best ad Iโ€™ve ever seen.
Where girls cried: the Notebook Where boys cried: Fast & Furious 7 Where men cried:
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JOHNNY PARABOLIC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
25 Dec 2025
๐ŸŽ„ Day 8 of our 8 Days of Christmas has arrived, marking the end of our giveaway. Today's prize is 2,100 $USDC! To enter today's drawing: - Retweet and like this post - Comment "Merry Christmas ๐ŸŽ„" down below ๐ŸŽ… Good luck!
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JOHNNY PARABOLIC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
Merry Christmas my anon internet friends! Thank you everyone for being a part of my journey, even the haters and Nigerian telegram scammers. 2026, We Crime Harder, We Ponzi Harder and We make it all back ๐Ÿซก
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JOHNNY PARABOLIC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
23 Dec 2025
๐ŸŽ„ Welcome to day 6 of our 8 Days of Christmas. Today's prize is 1,350 $USDC! To enter today's drawing: - Retweet and like this post - Comment Sonic's ticker ๐ŸŽ… Good luck!
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This is the government in a nutshell ๐Ÿคฃ
23 Dec 2025
Users on TikTok realizing they can just copy and paste the "redacted" text from Epstein file PDFs to read what it says
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Iโ€™m sending @JamHotJord an America First hat for Christmas in hopes that he gets arrested because EU laws hit different.
NEW MERCH JUST DROPPED ๐Ÿ”ฅ Order now
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JOHNNY PARABOLIC ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฅ retweeted
22 Dec 2025
๐ŸŽ„ Day 5 of our 8 Days of Christmas has arrived. Today's prize is 1,250 $USDC! To enter today's drawing: - Retweet and like this post - Comment the first on-chain action you ever did ๐ŸŽ… Good luck everyone!
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This meme was ahead of its time.
B D $S M (Itโ€™s okโ€ฆI signed up for it.)
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