Punter. Horses Dogs. Collingwood. Sea Eagles.

Joined July 2013
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People want to know how I got my cauliflower ears. Well, now you know. Now you know.
THERE WERE SIX GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
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Elon getting true morons to out themselves is one of the greatest benefits of the X-era.
I really don’t understand true greed. If I was worth $1 trillion, you’d have to physically stop me from solving as many of the world’s problems as possible. Everyone would have access to cheap spaceflight, satellite coms, solar energy, electric cars, AI. I just don’t get it.
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Ron Jeremy
I'll start... Will Smith
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Teh absolute state of Teh Australia Institute.
"Over the last ten years, the population has increased by 16%, and the number of homes has increased by 19%." "The housing crisis wasn't caused by a drop in supply." @MattGrudnoff @auspol
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Johnny (Brackets) retweeted
When someone gets a hold of the Teals, could they also ask why they all look like HR department managers?
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Straight out of the old clacker today... Wordle 1,786 3/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Alice Springs Cup Potted Wolfburn last year coz didn't think it gets 2000m and with more weight happy to pot it again this year. Having a crack at: 8-Our Couver 2-Active Duty 12-Maxxi Bon Always a great race, this. Good luck if you're having a go!
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Was right about Wolfburn but went for the wrong ruffie!
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They are all no good.
THE 152ND KENTUCKY DERBY IS HERE! 🐎🌹 📺: NBC and Peacock
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Dear X, Please show me someone who doesn't understand Conflict of Interest. Thanks.
Having worked with Nick Foot, it is nonsense to suggest a job with Sportsbet to analyse racing impacts on his role as an umpire. 👇
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Microsoft's products have been breaking at a massively high rate for me the last 6 months. I presume head of development Gupta Singh has hired his extended family as developers and they're vibe code slopping it.
NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices. And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works. Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse. This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster. The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit. Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.
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God I hate April 1 these days. Didn't people once have a decent sense of humor so that jokes were at least somewhat funny? Seen the odd good one today but mostly just looks like phoning in some AI slop.
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Manly fans rejoice! 🥳
Sea Eagles part ways with Head Coach Anthony Seibold.
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Thinking that a large percentage of Manly supporters want to see them get absolutely pummeled tonight so we can finally bring to an end the Siebold misery.
I have never seen a team play worse and make more basic mistakes than @SeaEagles did this arvo. The second half was an absolute shambles. Are Manly players trying to get rid of the coach? If so then I hope they succeed.
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A tale in 3 parts...
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I have never seen a team play worse and make more basic mistakes than @SeaEagles did this arvo. The second half was an absolute shambles. Are Manly players trying to get rid of the coach? If so then I hope they succeed.
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Thinking 6-Highland Bling in the Adelaide Cup just looks a proper 1x4 special.
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Took me a while but I got there in the end.
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The Angefreude is strong. How legless is @SpursOfficial ?
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