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Jonny retweeted
Jun 15
I was so against the World Cup being extended to 48 teams but then you see Curacao score against Germany and then Cape Verde and Scotland both picking up points in the group stages and you half change your mind on it
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Jonny retweeted
Jun 14
Yes, no idea why a *checks notes* British audience would be interested in that
Jun 14
BBC and ITV commentary rule #1: If a foreign player touches the ball at the World Cup, you have exactly five seconds to mention their loan spell at a Championship club in 2023.
The desperation to link every single player on earth to English football is absolutely exhausting.
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Jonny retweeted
failcomp in a 7-1 win a genuine new low
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Jonny retweeted
Jun 15
BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
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Jonny retweeted
Jun 15
Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲
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world cup games right before the "hydration break" completely kills the flow
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Jonny retweeted
Jun 14
Hydration break ruining Curaçao’s momentum
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Jonny retweeted
Jun 13
How the local auld fellas look at you when you walk into a new pub for the first time
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Jonny retweeted
Wenn auf der LAN-Party rumgeschrien wird und die Mutter plötzlich ins Zimmer kommt
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Jonny retweeted
Jun 13
Qatar-Switzerland is very ‘finish your vegetables or you can’t have any Brazil-Morocco pudding’.
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Jonny retweeted
Jun 9
New ITV intro is good!
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We used to be a country
Jun 3
OG uk snap videos are too good man the French can’t compete
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Jonny retweeted
May 29
People in the UK will study PPE and ask you with a straight face why they don't have a job
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