I tweet too much.

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I'd have more respect for the "let kids be kids!" stuff if the country hasn't spent the past few years cutting and closing stuff, trying to create a hostile environment for kids in many outdoor places
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Great if the kids go outside instead but how long before they're on a curfew?
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Social media algorithms do not magically become safe the moment you turn 16. Treating social media as a controlled substance like alcohol or tobacco carries a hidden cost: it creates a cliff edge where we risk introducing a generation of 16-year-olds to the digital world without having taught them the digital literacy and resilience required to safely navigate it.
🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says under-16s in the UK may get around his social media ban "But we don't say, 'oh look, a teenager managed to get a drink somehow' - let's not bother banning alcohol sales to children"
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Zlatan at the UFC instead of Sweden game is both… remarkable… and really shoulda been predictable
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Magic of the world cup, everyone's been praising Ecuador and they've got a 36 year old Enner Valencia up front!
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Weirdo was a nonce apparently? Must have missed that
Common practice across the world Yet when it was England we were a disgrace and some weirdo raised £20k in a fundraiser to find the child 🄓
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Yes, no idea why a *checks notes* British audience would be interested in that
BBC and ITV commentary rule #1: If a foreign player touches the ball at the World Cup, you have exactly five seconds to mention their loan spell at a Championship club in 2023. The desperation to link every single player on earth to English football is absolutely exhausting.
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New sign of being oppressed: the commentator keeps bringing up that player's loan spell at Preston
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Really troubled by some of this. Cannot help worry that we are further infantilising 17 and 18 year olds
NEW: Starmer will announce an ā€˜Australia plus’ teen social media ban on breakfast TV tomorrow - Expected to include the same 10 apps as Aus: TikTok, YouTube, X, Instagram among them - ā€˜Romantic’ chatbots banned - 16 17 yr olds will have a curfew thetimes.com/article/631af41…
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People always assume they'll die by some beautiful Swiss lake and not some grey building in an industrial estate off the a road
Discussing the dignity of terminally ill people is a waste of parliamentary time, reckons this MP.
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This is the sort of lying they'll kick up a stink for when reform do it
Lauren Edwards MP statement says ā€œ[The TIA bill] was rightly described as the safest and most robust assisted dying law anywhere in the worldā€ No. It was only described this way by the people trying to push it through. Here is how others described the Bill: 1. The Royal College of Physicians said the Bill is unsafe 2. The Royal College of Psychiatrists said the Bill is unworkable, and unsafe 3. The British Geriatrics Society said the Bill’s safeguards are not adequate 4. Domestic abuse charities said the Bill is unsafe 5. Organisations representing disabled people said the Bill is unsafe 6. Royal College of GPs says the Bill lacks adequate safeguards 7. Lord Stevens, ex NHS CEO, said legislating for assisted dying in the current climate of hospice cuts is ā€œutterly ridiculousā€ 8. MIND says the safeguards are not adequate 9. The CLADD group at KCL (DOI) have said the Bill is ā€œnot fit for purposeā€ 10. The British Association of Social Workers say the Bill’s is not safe enough Spot the pattern?
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Assisted suicide, digital ID, scrapping jury trials and numerous bans. Quite the legacy.
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Problem is its coming at the same time the government is doing loads of other stuff. You can quickly ponder if 'keeping children safe' is cover for something else (in all honesty, I don't know) Not to mention it's probably easy to circumvent
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People will attack this policy, but after extensive government consultation, 90% of the parents of under-16s support it. They have watched social media consume huge portions of their children’s lives, so have a very different perspective. Social media amplifies narcissism, materialism, envy and division at an age when young minds are still developing. It keeps children trapped in a digital ecosystem designed to maximise engagement at the expense of real-world experiences, time outdoors, hobbies, independence, and learning how to socialise and build genuine friendships. Perhaps most damaging of all, it encourages constant comparison. Children are measuring themselves against carefully curated versions of other people’s lives every hour of every day. It creates feelings of inadequacy and anxiety on a scale that older generations simply never experienced. There will be much outrage about this, but this policy is truly about protecting children, and anyone who cares about the future of society should support it.
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"Well I coped" ok but its not the 1980s anymore. Not even the 2000s! A lot of the biggest supporters of such a measure have contributed to the 'problem' in the first place
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The Labour MP is doing what I believe is known as 'misinformation' here
Replying to @PaulBrandITV
Here is Lauren Edwards’ letter about her intention to reintroduce the bill.
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Very sad to see my colleague Lauren Edwards MP bringing the deeply flawed and unsafe Assisted Dying Bill back as a PMB. If it was safe and brilliant why did the Lords sponsor of the bill bring 77 amendments in the Lords? It cannot just be brought back as it is and forced through.
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"But but its popular"
You’re going to see a lot in your X timeline about how the social media ban is unworkable and illiberal - and it will be one the most obvious examples of how social media skews debate. But it will be one of the most popular things the government is doing theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
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it's a ridiculous policy and if this is the best a centre left government can come up, I can see loads of people just not bothering to vote to keep them in power
🚨NEW: Teachers are raising concerns about a ban on YouTube for under-16s as many year 10 and 11 students use the platform to learn and revise GCSE content
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they're copying places like New Zealand for a lot of this stuff but they voted their centre left party out
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its 2026
Replying to @GBPolitcs
A contentious opinion maybe but, why can't children use books to study for their GCSE exams?
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I mean don't get me wrong, great if kids want to read more books but politicians need to realise we can't reinvent their childhoods.
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