I’m either telling jokes, being anxious or telling jokes while I’m anxious | Engaged to @awattyqt
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Jordan Quattlebaum retweeted
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect
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I remember when I was like 10 years old
and Crank That Soulja boy just came out.
I got made fun of by everyone in my class cause I was the only one who didn’t know how to Superman that hoe.
And I haven’t danced since….
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May 12
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Close the door! You’re gonna let in a draft!
*Cut to me getting drafted in a war*
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Jordan Quattlebaum retweeted
May 4
yo a los 12: che porque no me mato
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You ever been so broke, that you pray it rains, cause you can’t afford a car wash
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What happen!?
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Mar 24
“Did you hear the creator of OnlyFans died?
Imagine getting to heaven and seeing God’s face… disappointed.
Do you think he felt guilty?
Probably not.
If you can handle millions of disappointed dads to become a billionaire…
what’s one more?”
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Mar 22
By how Chappell Roan treats her fans, she shouldn’t be worthy of having a Fortnite skin!
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Mar 20
I saw a post for a nudist comedy show but they say you gotta be clean.
I think I should do it, I always wipe well
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People who talk on the phone on speaker in the waiting room should be executed
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Feb 15
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When you have to use a A.I image cause no one actually stands with ICE
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