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Ok it took 1.5mo, I’m impressed at Anthropic’s restraint.
Time for the classic Anthropic tale: "We couldn't *possibly* release this powerful tool. That's irresponsible. [5 mins later] Now that OpenAI has released their equally powerful tool, we must ensure *responsible* people are in charge, by releasing our own powerful tool."
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and somehow people think there will be no software jobs left? the stakes are higher not lower.
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software engineering in 2026: - your package manager is compromised - your cloud provider blocks your account - github itself is hacked software is solved
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Time for the classic Anthropic tale: "We couldn't *possibly* release this powerful tool. That's irresponsible. [5 mins later] Now that OpenAI has released their equally powerful tool, we must ensure *responsible* people are in charge, by releasing our own powerful tool."
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For years I’ve maintained that TurboTax is cheaper, faster, and *gets better tax outcomes* than most tax accountants. This is just game over.
Tax season is here and a connector is all it takes to make @claudeai way more useful. Checkout what we just shipped: Connect TurboTax or Aiwyn Tax (formerly Column Tax) to Claude to estimate your refund, see what you may owe, and get a better understanding on the forms before you file.
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Lyft Line was $2 to/from anywhere in San Francisco, and advertised as ā€œcheaper than Muniā€! (The real cost? You had to fist bump the driver and overhear someone from Airbnb gossip loudly on the phone about some reorg.)
those of you who never worked in tech during zirp will never understand this era. $5 ubers, $3 door dash lunches, enough scooters you could(and did) fill the bay. we were living like those post war boomers in million dollar homes paying $30 in property taxes. you could demand that your ceo opine on politics in #general and would go on strike if he forced you to work. you couldn’t walk down south park without tripping on a term sheet. we had so much money we were printing code on paper and sticking it in a vacuum sealed rocket launcher into space just for kicks. one click checkout was enough of an idea to burn $10m a month, wework was buying wave pools, you could buy mattresses at a loss, you could get a juice packet squeezer for $700. the zuck was surfing every day in hawaii.
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Exactly this.
Worries that software developer jobs are going away are backwards. There is SO MUCH software to build right now, that previously wasn't possible (uses AI directly) or wasn't cost-effective (too niche). We're going to have more developers, and orders of magnitude more software.
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A real-life ā€œI happen to have Mr LcLuhan right hereā€ moment.
Replying to @boazbaraktcs
I'm former general counsel of Army, former Undersecretary of Army, former Undersec of Defense. Not sure if that makes me a nat sec "expert." But @nabla_theta interpretation is the right one, IMO.
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Many friends are worried about intelligence becoming commodified, capital ruling over all, and getting stuck in the permenant underclass. And yet a16z VCs with unlimited access to capital are desperately seeking *someone else* to vibecode for them.
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This feels apt for the era of vibecoding. Shit rolls downhill. And at the bottom of the hill is a very small team of very tired infra folks.
Nearly every board meeting : "Hiring strong infra folks is incredibly hard right now"
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No API provider in history has been ok with you using another app’s OAuth tokens. Get your own token! Pricing too expensive? That’s a fair complaint, complain about that. Don’t whine about misused OAuth tokens.
Huh. So Anthropic doesn’t want an ecosystem built on top of their SDK. Message received. Between them banning OpenCode, their hostile stance for OpenClaw, and now this: Anthropic make it they don’t want 3rd parties to build on them. Bug win for eg Codex, MinMax and others…
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San Francisco should be red.
World Map of Shoes On vs Shoes Off in the House šŸ‘žšŸ 
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The truth is, if America had cared when this was happening to Black people, it wouldn’t be happening to everyone else now.
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Jorge Ortiz retweeted
What’s happening to white people in Minneapolis is what’s been happening. To Black people in America for decades. Unarmed, armed, resisting, not resisting, running, not running. ALL OF IT IS POLICE BRUTALITY.
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As a many-decade veteran of the database wars, I approached this post with real curiosity: how did they address problems that vexed so many before them? Turns out: you can serve a billion users with Postgres by using read replicas and… moving as much out of Postgres as you can.
This is genius in its simplicity. They’re not using exotics. It’s just… best practices. Ten years of ā€œshard everything, adopt NoSQL, go distributed, sacrifice a goat to CAP theorem,ā€ and here’s @OpenAI serving a billion users with ā€œhave you tried adding read replicas?ā€
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Deeply disappointing answer by @manny_yekutiel The answer is wrong, but worse the worldview is wrong 1) Insufficient housing in District 2 makes *all* SF less affordable 2) Supervisors legislate for *all* SF, they’re not feudal barons for their district missionlocal.org/2025/12/sf-…
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20 Oct 2025
Hugops to, well, everybody.
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Marxist Fantasy: The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope. Capitalist Reality: There are no venture-scale returns in manufacturing ropes.
The most common misconception about venture capital is that there’s a scarcity of capital, when in reality, there’s a shortage of ventures that are viable for the model. Venture investment isn’t zero sum – i.e. money that goes to SaaS isn’t taken from robotics. The zero sum component is the founders’ time. When VCs say that we must catch up in robotics, they’re exhorting founders to start robotics companies – if the founders instead start SaaS companies, it would be stupid for the investors to miss out of those potential returns.
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This rhymes with my experience writing code. The frontier models aren’t good enough to one-shot the Hard parts. But if I spend a few hours going back and forth with the model, we can get to something good enough. And then they trivially fill in the Easy parts.
Yet more evidence that a pretty major shift is happening, this time by Scott Aaronson scottaaronson.blog/?p=9183&f…
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Postgres fanbois never disappoint. cf thread below
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Replying to @Chikor_Zi
This test wasn’t meant to check performance — I just wanted to see if PostgreSQL had any strengths. But it ended up taking 6 hours to finish. The same SQL runs fine in other databases, so making excuses just means not taking PostgreSQL seriously.
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Last spotted in the Bernal Heights area - if you see my friends’ dog Wily, she escaped her dogsitter while they are out of the country. She’s very shy, so call the number on the flyer rather than approaching.
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