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Joined January 2007
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Josh Lowensohn retweeted
2 Dec 2022
Watch @JimCramer drink Spam out of the tin, because why not? cnb.cx/3UpGNXJ
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Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.
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BREAKING: Five-year-old #LittleJosh has won the #JoshFight!
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3 Dec 2019
What a bizarre option to have in an online chat tool
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HONK 💀😂
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It’s almost Halloween, get your candy corn pizza ready!
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Tired: pizza rat Wired: cigarette cockroach
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"I am the horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I wobble my snake-front-body and I waggle my bag-back-body and they meet in the middle to plan a bad idea to upset you." I Am The Horrible Goose That Lives In The Town | shatnerchatner.com/p/i-am-th…
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Nobody: Walmart:
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30 Jul 2019
This ad keeps following me around the internet and leaves me with so many questions
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Josh Lowensohn retweeted
15 Jan 2019
No wonder nobody can do math anymore
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29 Dec 2018
Nice view of the city today.
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14 Dec 2018
Found while looking for a stocking stuffer: A light thing that emulates small children post ice cream
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Troll, troll, troll: Instead of a friendly Santa Claus, children in Iceland are entertained and frightened by 13 mischievous troll brothers with names like Door-Slammer, Meat-Hook and Candle-Stealer. apne.ws/KyTqDbi #odd
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