To quote one of Alice Cooper’s best bangers called Serious off his From The Inside album. ‘All of my life was a laugh and a joke And a drink and a smoke And then I passed out on the floor Again and again, and again, and again, and again’ youtu.be/7KQ9ruB5vu4?si=oPS9…

Grim Fandango

never kill yourself

ngl this is better than the original 🤣

Hey @ChickfilA Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah

Australia must end AUKUS now & develop an independent foreign policy. We simply cannot continue to be hitched to this unstable fascist in the White House & his growing list of war crimes.

⚡️⭕️ Iranian Pete Hegseth masterclass troll video dropped earlier today

Joe Rogan tells Theo Von to his face he’s “losing his f*cking marbles” during the latest episode of the podcast. Rogan then urged him to get off antidepressants after Von went on a bizarre rant. VON: “It’s all just a cat and mouse game.” “People are like, ‘we’ll elect the Democrats next time.’ But it’s all...the same sh*t has been happening forever.” “They haven’t been helping anybody forever.” “They’re letting f*cking politicians slurp on kids!” “All of our f*cking money goes to Israel and they’re using it to f*cking genocide people!” “It’s like, everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It’s like, our religious leaders are afraid to speak out.” “It’s like...the...it’s a time where it’s like...satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are talking about bullsh*t at the polls!” “It’s just like, what is going...I don’t know man.” ROGAN: “We gotta get you off those antidepressants, son.” “You’re losing your f*cking marbles!” VON: “You think I am?” ROGAN: “Come hang out with us. Just chill out!”

RT @Nolimits681177: @Ghostofcynthia You fucking americunts are the cancer of the planet

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australian april fools is like april 1: funny australian and japanese etc jokes april 2: unfunny american jokes

i was lowkirkenuinely getting hyped af to ship off to Iran and play some IRL minesweeper with the boys but instead I get told to "go easy" at the servo?

All those words seem correct I guess

Actually the address was brilliant because I've never felt more socially cohesive with the rest of my country than in this moment of collective "what the fuck was that"

He’s coming out 🎉 🌈

The older I get, the more convinced I am that anxiety and depression are just natural responses to a deeply unjust society.

hmm, currently been put in a headlock at central station, but it's ok they're still letting me post

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

Never forget: Australia is the Perth of the world

smoking weed & watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art