Wild speculation, tall tales, hearsay and absolute lies
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22 Nov 2019
An object that's chillin will remain chillin unless acted on by an outside force
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Jun 1
in accordance with Pride month, Iran will shut down all straits
BREAKING: Iran says it has now decided to execute the full blockade of the Bab el-Mandeb Strait as the next operational step following the announcement of ending all negotiations and communication with the US, per Tasnim.
Oil is surging over 8%, now at $94.
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Apr 2
Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth
And theyβre asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working
This scene is now canon π
Apr 2
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
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the European mind cannot comprehend this
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22 Nov 2019
An object that's chillin will remain chillin unless acted on by an outside force
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Jan 26
Shelby unexpectedly crossed over the rainbow bridge today. She was a sweet, gentle soul who was just as happy trying to chase rabbits in our back yard, as she was curled up on the couch with you watching a movie or taking a mid-afternoon nap.
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Jan 26
She was fiercely independent, until she didn't want to be. She was smart, goofy, and always up for a little peanut butter. She was my chaos gremlin. She was the best girl who has ever, or will ever, exist. Sarah and I miss her greatly.
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14 Dec 2025
If the mucinex germ and a pitbull had a baby
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10 Dec 2025
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SENDING ME THIS AND ASKING ME WHY I WAS YELLING AT SARAH
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11 Sep 2025
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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13 Jul 2025
De Brie everywhere
A traffic accident in Pennsylvania caused thousands of pounds of mozzarella cheese to explode out of a truck
The road had to be closed down to clean up, and none of the cheese was able to be saved
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26 Apr 2025
Shane Gillis leading Rocky Top in Knoxville is just perfect.
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12 Apr 2025
The 2nd stupidest Nico in sports history.
12 Apr 2025
Breaking: Tennessee is moving on from starting quarterback Nico Iamaleava. Tennessee coach Josh Heupel informed the team of the decision at a team meeting. Iamaleava missed meetings and practice on Friday, which was the driver of this decision, sources told @PeteThamel.
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17 Feb 2025
itβs now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands
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