Spend a lot of time fisting horses. Vet. Mother. Farmer’s daughter.
Joined January 2011
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"Oh, I nearly forgot. Three pints of Guinness please"
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THIS LEGENDARY ICONIC TWEET OF ALL TIME IS THE CREATOR OF WIDOW’S BAY????????????
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Jun 13
My friend who is always whinging about not having enough money and how they’re never going to be able to afford a house etc etc is now sending me links to clinics in turkey she wants to go to for cosmetic surgery. I don’t know how to reply without sounding like a Tory columnist.
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Jun 13
this photo is so dystopian😭
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Jun 9
Had a snipe at my husband tonight because he’s eaten three fucking cornettos, leaving only one for me, AND ate the whole punnet of strawberries I only picked yesterday. Fat danish cunt.
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Jun 9
Accidentally called a person he today, and was corrected with a curt SHE 😡. Sorry love but you’re the butchest lesbian I’ve ever seen and call yourself Ollie. I think we should share the blame.
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Jun 8
My face when someone brings in “Dunkin Donut” for his kitten check up
Look at the RAGE on his sweaty swollen bright orange face before he crashed out and ran away.
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Jun 8
Whenever someone brings in a pet with a ‘wacky’ name I deliberately keep the straightest face ever and never reference it. Stop attention seeking.
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Jun 7
Loved Widow’s Bay. Depressing we will now have to wait forever for another series
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Jun 7
I’ve noticed it’s always the “we should look after our own” lot who adopt stray dogs from Cyprus
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Jun 4
I keep thinking about the Scary Movie trailer they showed the other night. It was so painfully unfunny that the whole cinema was entirely silent when it finished, as if in shock.
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Jun 4
Does anyone else get water retention particularly in their ankles and feet. I get it usually if I’ve been flying or in a mega hot country but now apparently a few days of 22 degrees is enough to turn me into jabba the hut
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Jun 4
Beige on his third day back at work
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Jun 4
And that was just the nurses!
Spent fourteen hours in A&E yesterday in the end. Honestly just mind boggling. Alcoholics and junkies being chased down corridors and locking themselves in cupboards, people screaming at each other, one bloke just hunched over a chair farting every ten seconds for two hours.
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Jun 3
Free him
Jun 3
Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station trib.al/xTEPEl0
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Jun 2
Imagine being married to this cunt. Hearing him clunk up the stairs to bed. 🤮 Fucking terrifying
Jun 2
7’7” Robert Bobroczkyi played the offspring in ALIEN: ROMULUS and Pirate Clark in BACKROOMS
(H/T @WordOfMeowthTCG)
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