I pretend like I know what I'm doing, it's gotten me this far.
Joined April 2017
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5 Feb 2022
Going to start compiling the silly usernames I see in Apex
Congrats Glitter Boobs, you're the first
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Jun 13
this is why my house is a mess and my laundry lives in piles
Jun 13
Who else does that neurodivergent plan of “I’m gonna catch up on and fix my whole life this weekend,” but then the weekend comes and you’re like, “I deserve a break from being in work mode Monday to Friday,” and you keep repeating the same thing every damn week.
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Jun 13
The more people suggest it the longer it will take too
I can't help it
Jun 13
what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.
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A nazi becoming the first trillionaire off taxpayer subsidies mergers and apartheid mine inheritance isn't an anomaly. It's showing you what the system rewards.
Capitalism is a death cult
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People only hate Elon Musk because he comes from an emerald mining fortune made in apartheid South Africa, he buys ideas and pretends he’s an inventor, he’s a white supremacist, union-busting, abusive employer, he’s hoarding $1T in stolen wages, he makes us ashamed to be human,
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Jun 13
I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....
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Jun 12
When people call you a "snowflake" remember they are quoting Fight Club,a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, become radicalized.....
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forgot to share the back of the shell!! 🦐
i finally finished my anorith costume! i did my best to bring the ancestor to bug pokemon to life using as many recycled materials as i could in time for #PokemomGoFest2026 🦐
#pokemoncosplay
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I'm sorry if this sounds extreme but mass deletion of information online should genuinely be illegal. as a society we cannot tolerate the notion that any and all knowledge that is created can just be permanently expunged and inaccessible. Like yes it is that serious
Jun 11
RPG Maker’s official forums will shut down permanently on December 11, 2026.
When that happens, more than 14 years of community content will be deleted, including tutorials, guides, screenshots, images, attachments, and countless discussions that have helped RPG Maker users for years.
No official archive or backup has been announced.
For many developers, the forums have been an important source of knowledge. Some of this information cannot be found anywhere else.
Many images and files are hosted directly on the forums and could be lost forever once the site goes offline.
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Do not let KOSA pass, KOSA needs to stay dead and stop coming back
Jun 9
We’re one bad deal away from the era of online government censorship. The White House and Congress are negotiating away your rights as we speak.
FIRE urges lawmakers to reject any deal that includes the Kids Online Safety Act, the NO FAKES Act, and age verification requirements.
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Jun 12
the only thing i have to offer in the way of banana man discourse is that one time a guy dressed as jesus stage dove and i yelled KILL HIM AGAIN then the audience literally crucified him. it was in either in New Mexico or Arizona. no police report. he’s dead now.
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Celebrate love in all its magical forms ✨💕
Share a kiss with someone special in Fields of Mistria 1.0, coming August 5.
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Jun 11
RT @GangstHannah: I'm telling you right now, I'm not uploading my fucking ID to use social media and neither should you
We need to force t…
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Jun 11
you will never be her
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Jun 11
I think the fully gold cards are ugly as fuck, I don't care if they're a chase for people. I hate that specific shade of gold, and I feel like you lose so much detail in the images when it's all monocolor like that.
I haven't pulled any but it would be a VERY easy card to let go
Jun 11
I thought these cards were ugly when they were first revealed and still don't want them. What's your unpopular opinion? 😆
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