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May 23
It's more of a grassy knoll
May 23
A hill you’re willing to d!e on:
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May 21
You could almost buy 1 Chanel jacket if you didn't eat $28 lunch every day for a year
May 18
Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch
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May 6
Make more bread. That's not enough bread.
A pessoa te chama para um date e serve isso aqui, o que faria?
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Apr 28
Quitting my job, buying this, and retiring in 5 years
Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year
"You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing"
"Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code school, then go make 150K a year coding, every move should be a step toward where you want to be in 10 years"
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Apr 26
A Bella Ciao remix and The Fate of Ophelia blasting from the Avs locker room following a 5-1 win over the LA Kings. 🙂↕️
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Mar 18
The women who have come forward are carrying years of pain. Speaking about that takes real courage.
Ana Murguia, Debra Rojas and Dolores Huerta are speaking with clarity and strength.
I stand with them and condemn all instances of sexual assault.
The United Farm Workers was built by a movement of people — especially women — and its legacy is bigger than one individual.
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6 May 2022
Republicans believe rapists should have more rights than women …
6 May 2022
Asked if a woman should carry a pregnancy to term if it resulted from rape or incest, J.D. Vance said he favored forcing women to give birth even in cases where a pregnancy was “somehow inconvenient.”
This is what the Republican Party has become.
thenation.com/article/politi…
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Apr 2
"I'd rather lose than support a misogynist." -Guy who worked for Bill Clinton and Andrew Cuomo
Third Way laying down a marker here, in ways that are definitely going to rile folks on the left.
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Mar 25
Let's just keep these guys in control
Mar 25
BREAKING: Trump will appoint Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison and Jensen Huang to the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology. The council will weigh in on AI policy and other issues, per @WSJ.
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Mar 25
Waymo is Google. This is a $3,500,000,000,000 company with $132,000,000,000 of net income last year.
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Mar 25
What's interior about Venezuela?
Mar 25
U.S. INTERIOR SECRETARY BURGUM SAYS HE BROUGHT BACK $100 MILLION WORTH OF PHYSICAL GOLD FROM HIS VISIT TO VENEZUELA
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Mar 24
I just eat baby food now because it's easier than making two separate meals
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Mar 24
They're finally going to kick Fetterman out
NEW: In their frantic efforts to win back power, Democrats are warning up to something more... primal: Why not just run hotter candidates?
These convos are really happening. And there is real science behind it.
via @Lauren_V_Egan
thebulwark.com/p/thirst-trap…
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Mar 24
My beans are made out of beans
They use the same ingredients on every product.
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Mar 24
This is just what all democratic senators sound like
a couple weeks ago i walked past a guy talking to his friends in a jar jar binks voice saying “mmm! meesa socially liberal but fiscally conservative!” and ever since i’ve been wondering what the context of the joke could’ve been
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Mar 24
During the collapse of the Soviet Union, TVs would play Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake
What will play during America’s collapse?
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Mar 24
They should wait in a special slower line
Mar 24
BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @AJC.
Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers.
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Mar 24
This is so much better than Don Henley
Mar 24
“Former Rep. Jamaal Bowman finds work with Track AIPAC. The ousted New York lawmaker consulted for the far-left PAC, which is partially funded by Don Henley of The Eagles."
jewishinsider.com/2026/03/ja…
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Mar 23
Dicks at half mast today
Mar 23
*ONLYFANS OWNER LEONID RADVINSKY HAS DIED AT 43
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Mar 23
I lost my virginity in a room with a Hanson poster on the wall. Focus.
Mar 22
oye que acabo de llegar a casa de una tía para follar y este es su puto cuarto que cojones hago
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