Our side is benching 315lbs, chugging beers with the hockey team, sniping would-be assassins, evaporating narco-terrorists…completely dominating the entire western hemisphere 🇺🇸 😎 🦅
The left is still trying to figure out what a woman is…
I’m watching the Olympic Curling. This event should have a mandatory minimum blood alcohol level of .08.
It’s something rednecks would do on a frozen lake.
BREAKING - A man is going viral after translating the song Bad Bunny performed during the halftime show, and however bad you think it sounds in Spanish, just wait until you hear the lyrics in English.
😂🔥 This satire is so convincing it should come with a warning.
Nick Peterson just dropped the “Quality Learing Center” parody ad — and it looks uncomfortably real.
Hat guy in full infomercial overdrive.
Chalkboard classroom.
“NEVER STOP LEARING” wall.
Phone numbers flashing nonstop like a late-night TV commercial meltdown.
It absolutely nails the viral MN “Quality Learing Center” meme — typo sign legend, ghost vibes, funding drama, shutdown chaos — all baked in.
Watch till the end — the phone-number payoff is unreal. It looks so legit you’ll question everything… spot any lies? 👀
Hit play right now and check for yourself:
@thenickpeterson is a menace.
#QualityLearingCenter#NickPeterson#Satire#LearingCenter#DaycareMeme
Ted Nugent has pledged $100,000 to help feed ICE agents in Minneapolis.
"They're having a hard time finding restaurants that welcome them, Nugent told Fox News, "So I'm having a metric ton of barbecue flown in from Montana."
Nugent says the gesture is the least he can do to help agents in unfriendly territory.
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Community note
This story is satirical fiction from the parody network America's Last Line of Defense (ALLOD) and not a real news report. No such pledge or Fox News interview with Ted Nugent exists.
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This is true and will become evident over the next week.
OR
when the power goes out, pipes freeze, or your car won't start ---try calling a lawyer or a liberal arts major.
See how much that helps
🚨 BREAKING: "Florida man" Ahmad Jihad Bojeh arrested in Central Florida for the TRIPLE M*RDER of three Americans
Read that again. His middle name is "Jihad."
NO AMERICAN STATE is safe from the 3rd world. Not even ruby red Florida.
WAKE UP and repel these 3rd world savages.
I think I found my new favorite Veteran here on X.
BACON is the answer!! If you agree, you might want to give this guy a follow. REPOST for good measure. 🫡
@bacon_us