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working at a bar in 2014: its slow, you get cut, you hang out and laugh and get drunk for free and chill w the homies all day & sexually harass each other for fun, its hot and raining, you're in love with the hustle
working at a bar in 2026: you are the only employee, theres 89 tickets but nobodys been there in days bc 98% of orders are untipped uber eats, HR doesn't like how u spoke to claude, you get 30% off bar peanuts but u have to grow them yourself, theyve introduced a bill in congress to make *you* pay to work *there*
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JV Marx 🦴 retweeted
SpongeBob is funny but it gives kids ADHD.
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JV Marx 🦴 retweeted
Gay person: I am gay
Trans person: I am trans
Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc
Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”
Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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new favorite meme just dropped
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people are too distracted by their projections to take OBSESSION at face value - bear actually isn't all that shy or cucked or whatever. he super enthusiastically wants to tell nicky he likes her - his friends cruelly tell him not to. nicky isn't exactly kind to bear, either.
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it is - and still like, he's the only person to even remotely address the pandemic in any meaningful way at all. everyone else is too embarrassed to do that, which is gay
Jun 13
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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next animal crossing should be open world cities online combined with 10 random people, city changes every week, you can go to kk slider's apartment and make sick music in like a full music suite, have *your* music play for the weekly concert before the city resets
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yeah plus that zelda guy turns into a hot dog
Jun 12
Why is Ocarina of Time considered the greatest game of all time when Twilight Princess is just better?
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