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Jun 12
New halo game and a new gears game, new war in the middle east, Toby Kieth probably being taken out of carbonite as we speak
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Jun 10
Beans stocks plummeting
Jun 10
GOP Rep. Nancy Mace failed to advance in South Carolina’s gubernatorial primary, derailing one of the strangest political careers in recent memory huffpost.com/entry/nancy-mac…
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Jun 8
If you search soup in your camera roll and your phone doesnt lag trying to grab thousands of soup photos you cant even comprehend what I have going on
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Jun 4
I built a sick house out of the sand I pulled out 😌
Jun 4
I dug this like 3 foot deep hole at the beach and nobody was excited enough about it. Look how clean
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Jun 4
I dug this like 3 foot deep hole at the beach and nobody was excited enough about it. Look how clean
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May 30
Flew over the white house and thought it was like a fairground or something for a second because of this arena on the lawn.
Deeply stupid country
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May 30
They're selling Charlie Kirk merchandise at the DC airport for the price of a bottle of water lmao
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May 29
The european AC discourse reminds me of when in Venice the airbnb marketed AC, we get there its like 90 degrees inside and I found out the AC was just glued to the wall, no power at all.
I complained and got a refund and she had a complete meltdown and blew up my phone for days
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May 21
This clone deciding to point blank Grevious with a rocket launcher on a moving elevator
Star Wars fans what’s the funniest thing in the entire franchise?
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May 20
A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70
Serious Question: The alcohol industry has lost $830 billion in the last 4 years, because Gen Z is not drinking. Why do you think they aren’t drinking?
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May 19
Please settle this debate my brother swears it's green
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May 18
Bonus one because I loved the dogs so much. This one was sat outside a garage where a guy appeared to be giving several dogs haircuts. I like to think he was waiting his turn.
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May 18
Every single aspect of dealing with a car dealership makes my skin crawl.
Just such a shady and slimy buisness where you have to consistently be on your guard to avoid levels of being ripped off that would be considered a crime in any other industry.
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